Month:
1: Bette
2: Dot
3: Dandy
4: Ethel
5: Desiree
6: Gloria
7: Stanley
8: Elsa
9: Maggie
10: Jimmy
11: Dell
12: Chester
Day:
1: Locked you in a basement
2: Killed you
3: Danced on a table with you
4: Sued you
5: Had you arrested
6: Went car smashing with you
7: Went fishing with you
8: Bought you some daisy dukes
9: Kissed you on the cheek
10: Insulted you
11: Bought you stilettos
12: Hit you with a frying pan
13: Made love to you
14: Called you babe
15: Told you a joke
16: Watched a horror movie with you
17: Took you to a club
18: Took you to a bar
19: Shot you
20: Dislocated your shoulder
21: Slapped you
22: Watched you sleep last night
23: Drew a mustache on you in black marker
24: Super glued your eyes shut
25: Raped you
26: Called you lame
27: Murdered your family
28: Baked you a pie
29: Left you stranded in a desert
30: Went horseback riding with you
31: Threw a rock at you
Favorite Video Game Out of These:
Portal: Because that's what makes the world go round.
Animal Crossing: Because they think you're cute.
Pokemon: Because you got Pokemon Go on your phone. (And it sucks)
Mario Kart: Because they think you're amazing.
Rune Factory: Because they think you're hot.
You Don't Play Video Games: Because you don't play video games.
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Birthday Scenarios
NezařaditelnéJust what it says! I'll be putting in all different types of scenarios! I'll try to update when ever I have time.
