There once was a short and spunky wannabe blonde. Cause you know it's like caramel blonde. One day punk tried driving. It didn't work because like I said before she was short. Everyone was disappointed in her. Except a freak nasty, he thought it was cute so it all good ya know? But she tried again and moved the seat up as far as she could and now she could finally reach the accelerator! She was so glad! She went into the DMV to get her permit! She had studied for hours because she wanted to do the test perfect! She got every answer right! She turned in the paper. Hey what do you know the freak nasty was the one checking the test answers! He gave her a big fat F. He did this because she was vegan.
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