Interviewer: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That’s easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It’s lion’s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday.
Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died.
Why?
Applicant: Err….I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.
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well apperently if you have read this in my other book then move ahead with the other ones i had found a lot of them so thought to do a book cause the other one is mostly for jokes and all and did not want to fill it with quetions.....
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Q&A_LMFAO xO
Randomthis book was previously known as "questions and more" but i think the name was a little (umm) uninteresting ;D any ways please dont judge by the cover or name cause i am sure by this book you can know facts, XO hav fun and laugh, XD question yours...
