Do you know a lot of people ask stupid questions??
10 most stupid questions’ people usually ask in
obvious situations and
some equally stupid answers.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over
here..
[or]
At market: hey! What r u doing here?
Ans: Don't u know! I sell vegetables here.
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on
your feet…
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..
why don’t you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the ‘Paneer Butter Masala’ dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated
cement. We occasionally also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years…
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk
yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:- No, he’s a miserable wife beating,
insensitive lout…it’s just
the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in africa
marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping…. you
dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding……
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle …………it was a piece of chalk and
now it’s in flames!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ well this was also in my other book but those were the only two ones you might have read before in any of my books......
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De Todothis book was previously known as "questions and more" but i think the name was a little (umm) uninteresting ;D any ways please dont judge by the cover or name cause i am sure by this book you can know facts, XO hav fun and laugh, XD question yours...
