(well no offences to any one who is reading *cross my heart*)
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
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if you tried to think other than pilot you are racist;)
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Q : What’s the difference between Mother’s & Girlfriend’s tears??
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A Classic Answer..
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Mother’s tears “EFFECT Our HEART”
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Girlfriend’s tears “EFFECT Our POCKET”….xD :P
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What is the fastest thing we type?
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“OUR PASSWORD”
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Question-What do you do after india wins the football world cup ?
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Switch off the playstation :P
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Similarity between Facebook ‘n Jail
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In Both the Cases you Sit ‘n Waste time
n’ Write on Walls.. !!
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one student went to college to get admission.
the one testing the student asked : should i ask one very difficult question or ten easy questions?
student: one difficult question.
teacher: from day and night which comes first?
student: day
teacher: how so?
student: Excuse me sir! but that would be two questions.
Full Inteligent. .
<('.') /"/> tXt _/”\_KiLLEr
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Q&A_LMFAO xO
Randomthis book was previously known as "questions and more" but i think the name was a little (umm) uninteresting ;D any ways please dont judge by the cover or name cause i am sure by this book you can know facts, XO hav fun and laugh, XD question yours...
