1_Why are fish so smart ?
because they live in school
2_Why did the duck go to rehad?
because he was a quack addict!
3_What do you call a sheep with no legs?
a cloud
4_What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy bear
5_What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Damn
6_What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer
7_What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop?
Shoe
8_Where do you gert virgin wool?
Ugly sheep
9_What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A head banger
10_What do you call a fishh with no eyes?
A fsh
11_What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun?
I just love baskin' robins.
12_What do you call a cow with non legs?
Ground beef
13_What do you call a cow with no legs?
Lean beef
14_Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them they would break
15_What kind of horses go out after dusk?
Nightmares
16_Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison...........
17_What do you call an alligaor in a vast?
An inVestiGator
18_Why do cows wear bells?
Because there horns does not work .
19_Horses walks into bar.Bartender says,"Why the long face?"
20_Where does a sheep go for a haircut?
To tha BaaaaaaBaaaaaa shop!
21_which day does chickens hate the most?
Friday
22_Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the upper side.
23_Why does the lion keeps losing when playing cards?
because he keeps playing with the bunch of cheetahs
24_Whats rabbits favourite music ?
Hip-hop!!!!
25_What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
26_I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet,but only like for 25 seconds.
27_What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison
28_What did you call a crate full of ducks?
A box of quackers!
29_Where do dogs go they lose there tails?
to the retail store.
30_Why do birds fly south ?
Because its too far to walk.
31_What do you call an alligator that causes fights?
An instigator
32_What do you call cattlle with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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Losowethis book was previously known as "questions and more" but i think the name was a little (umm) uninteresting ;D any ways please dont judge by the cover or name cause i am sure by this book you can know facts, XO hav fun and laugh, XD question yours...
