Some more examples of stupid questions people ask...
1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed but still ask:-
are you sleeping?
No! I am training to die.
2. When it's raining & someone notices u going out, and ask: -
Are you going out in this rain?
No, in the next one.
3. Your friend calls your home phone:-
Where r u?
At the bus stop!
4. They see u wet coming from the bathroom:-
Did u just have a bath?
No, I fell in de toilet bowl!
5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor & they ask:-
Going up?
No, no, I am waiting for my apartment 2 come down & get me.
6. You bring a bunch of flowers for your sweet heart. & they ask:-
Are those Flowers?
No baby! They are Carrots.
7. You are in the queue to buy tickets to the cinema, a friend saw you & ask:-
What are u doing here?
I am here to pay my unit fee..! =D
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