Signs- You're Older Than You Thought
1- You can live without sex but not without glasses.
2- Your back goes out more than you do.
3- You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
4- You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
5- You are proud of your lawn mower.
6- Your best friend is dating someone half their age ... and isn't breaking any laws.
7- You sing along with the elevator music.
8- You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
9- You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
10- You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
11- You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
12- You make an appointment to see the dentist.
13- You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
14- Neighbors borrow your tools.
15- People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
16- You answer a question with, "Because I said so!"
17- You send money to PBS.
18- The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
19- You wear black socks with sandals.
20- You know what the word "equity" means.
21- You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
22- You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
23- You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
24- You got cable for the weather channel.
25- You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
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i dont know about all the other one's but 16 is something that is kinda true o_O
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De Todothis book was previously known as "questions and more" but i think the name was a little (umm) uninteresting ;D any ways please dont judge by the cover or name cause i am sure by this book you can know facts, XO hav fun and laugh, XD question yours...
