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Charlie was sitting on his couch, sipping a forty when suddenly a huge crash sounded from his bedroom.

"What the fuck!?" He screamed, then ran in to see what the fuck.

George Washington was laying on Charlie's bed in his room, wearing a poofy white wig and a pink thong. Charlie looked over to his bedroom wall; it was absolutely destroyed. A single white stallion stood in the wreckage.

"What the fuck!? You're dead!" Charlie yelled.

Washington gave Charlie a sly smile. "I came from the past to show you how we made love during colonial times of America."

"What the fuck!?"

The first president stood up, grabbed Charlie, and forcefully undressed him before shoving him onto the bed. "This the fuck." With those little words, George stripped off his panties and jammed his dick into Charlie's ass.

Charlie came 3 times in the 5 minutes they fucked, before Washington finished.

"Was that a nice fuck?" Washington panted.

"Best the fuck."

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