Joker and Harley one shots! (suicide squad)

Election reaction

J and Harley's reaction to the election!
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"Puddin!" Harley called from the living room.

"What?" He said as he walked in from the kitchen.

She smiled and propped against the edge of the couch. "Who do ya want as our president?" She asked scanning him up and down like she always did.

He gave her a confused look. "Uhm, me. Duh." He said as he sat down next to her.

She laughed and scooted over so he could have some room.

"I mean outta the two options!" She said facing him.

"Neither. They both can suck my left nut." He said crossing his legs.

She giggled and pushed him playfully. "Aw c,moooon Puddin!"

"Alright alright." He said boredly. "Uhhhh....the third choice." He said with a smirk.

"Well I for one am all for trump." She said surely.

He furrowed his brows and looked at her like she was crazy. "Uh, what."

"Hear me out! So, we had all those really pale presidents, right? Like, they're skin was as white as milk, right?" She said quickly. "I mean, except Obama, he was a total hottie."

He didn't even have to hear the whole thing, "Harley, that's fucking stu-"

"WAIT PUDDIN!" She interrupted.

He raised his brows and decided to let her finish.

"So, as I was saying, they're skin is white...but trump's skin is ORANGE!" She exclaimed, smiling.

There was no expression on his face.
He couldn't believe his ears.

He looked away from her and pushed her thigh so he could get up.

"PUDDIN WAIT!" She cried, but as she grabbed the hem of his boxers, the tv caught they're attention.

"Puddin..." She started, watching the screen intently as the results showed up, and they announced who was winning. And who had basically won.

He slowly turned his head to her, with no expression.

"Harley. Please tell me they didn't just say that trump won." He said calmly.

She stared at the screen, not really knowing how to react now. Now that he was actually the president, and actually in control of the U.S, her previous thoughts disappeared.

"He won?" She whispered, feeling kinda neutral at this point.

He didn't respond. He glanced at Harley then walked into the kitchen.

"Mistah j? You ok?" She called, jumping up and rushing into the kitchen.

"DO YOU THINK IM OK?!" He boomed, slinging the contents on the table into the floor.

She jumped and was taken aback.

"WE HAVE A FUCKING ORANGE AS A PRESIDENT THAT HAS VAGINAS FOR EYES!!!!!" He screamed, slamming his fist down onto the table.

"Puddin, ya probably don't wanna make an opinion that might make some uh, readers upset..." She said urgently, walking slowly toward him.

"READERS?! WHAT FUCKING READERS HARLEY?! YOUR FUCKING SCARING ME!!!" He yelled, before taking a chair and hauling it across the room, creating a loud crash.

"Just calm down ok?! He has some good sides, I mean, he uh....he....he has nice suits! And a looootta money!" She said smiling.

His expression fell quickly. "Oh Harley, so naive and gullible." He said slowly walking to her.

She took a hesitant step toward him. "And plus, we're the king and queen of Gotham, we have never lived by the rules, and we're not going to, now!" She said looking up at his still slightly angry expression.

He pulled her in and wrapped his hands around her waist. "Guess your right. And hey, atleast now we can watch the country fall apart, and people die!" He said with a wide grin.

She giggled and nodded against his chest. "See? This whole election didn't matter! Now, let's go get some sleep." She said pulling away a little.

"Then go." He growled.

She giggled and took his hand, leading him up the stairs.

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In case you guys are wondering, I just chose the side that had the most popular vote, and used that as a reference so that no one would kill me. In all honesty, I think joker would love trump for his destructiveness.
Harley just likes his orange skin. 😂
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