Joker and Harley one shots! (suicide squad)

The noise

Request from @killianemma ✨✨

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"HARLEY STOP!!!" Joker snapped, yanking the remote out of her hands.

She huffed and crossed her arms angrily. "I just wanted to watch something. It's so booooring here!" She groaned, spreading out dramatically across the couch.

He rolled his eyes and continued scrolling through his phone mindlessly. He hated the tv. It really depressed him.

Harley sighed and slumped into the couch, Bored out of her mind. Their new hideout was extremely boring. It was like a small warehouse, decorated to the extreme so it felt like home.

"Puddin lets go out and do something." She groaned, stretching her body so she slid off of the couch.

"We have plenty to do here." he stated firmly as he tapped on the arm of the couch.

Harley stared at him blankly. Then she looked around the room for a good ten minutes seeing what he was talking about.

"LIKE WHAT!?" She exclaimed throwing her hands up, now sitting at his feet.

He jerked his head and gave her a cold glare. She held her breath with wide eyes as he bored holes into her.

After a while of having a stare-down, they both jumped, hearing a loud crash in the kitchen that rang in their ears.

The room was almost instantly filled with Harley's girlish screams.

The joker was startled by Harley more than the actual noise. He quickly slapped her.

"YOU DON'T SCREAM IN THIS HOUSE!!" he yelled, still shaken from her piercing scream.

She touched her red, stinging cheek. "Puddin that was scary!" She exclaimed, now climbing into his lap.

He squeezed her tightly and held her in that position as he stood up to go check what the noise was.

He walked into the kitchen and peered over the fridge and cupboards to see what the noise was.

Harley was shaking violently.

"P..Puddin I..." Harley started saying with a shaky voice.

He looked at her with wide eyes. Shes actually scaring me. He thought to himself.

"FEEEEELT A PREEEEEESENCE!!!!!" She screamed loudly gripping his neck tightly

His heart pounded against his chest and he felt his body sizzle as he threw her off of him, she landed on the hard laminate floor.

"HARRRRLEY STOP FUCKING SCREAMING OR SO HELP ME GOD-"

"PUDDIN!!!" She interrupted.

"WHAT?!" He yelled.

"I just saw something." She said with a pale face.

He gulped hard. What. Did. I. SAY." He said through gritted teeth, slowly clenching his fists.

She ignored him, "Puddin lets get out of here!" she said, tears threatening to leave her eyes.
She reached her hands up to him as he picked her up with seemingly little effort.

They both slowly turned their heads towards the living room when they heard the tv turn static.

And that was the moment he knew this shit was real.