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You sighed, frustrated, rubbing the bridge of your nose and trying your best to collect your nerves. Joker looked at you awaiting the signature '(Name)'s Wrath' that befell him once he stepped out of line too much. But it never came. It unnerved him. "I am..." You suddenly broke the silence, gazing him dead in the eyes, "I am not going to have this conversation anymore." You declared. His mouth fell agape, and if you didn't know how witted he was you would've though he fell speechless. Soon though, his face twisted into a pleasing smile and he lowered his head still holding you gaze.
"Honey I assure you—" The Joker started smoothly. It felt like a match was lit in your belly, your eyes flashing angrily and all hell broke loose.
"'Honey I assure you'?!" Your voice rose in tone, "You stuck needles into my best friend because she snapchatted a former colleague! I told you NOT TO TOUCH MY FRIENDS!" There it was - that brilliant metallic grin that always shone on his face when he was being a smartass. This was the YOU he knew how to deal with.
"Pumpkin I—"
"Don't you pumpkin me, J., because I swear to—" your argument was cut off by a passionate kiss, his arms snaking around your waist to pull you closer. All common sense was thrown out the window as you bend to his touch, letting his tongue slide into your mouth and send you to heaven.
