Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
++
You were sat on the chaise lounge in yours and Jokers bedroom filing your nails. You bounced your head to the music playing through your headphones as you focused in on a stubborn nail that would not sharpen when you felt him behind you. You could feel his body heat behind your head, and his warm breath on the back of your neck, his fingers ghosting over your shoulders. You rolled your eyes, pulling your headphones out of your ears, ready for the next line that he had come up with.
"Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?" He whispered into your neck, your body responding with a slight shiver.
"Really J? That's the best you could do?" You giggled, turning to face him.
He growled in response, flinging his legs over the top of the lounge, seating himself behind you so your back was to his chest. His hands grasped your hips tightly.
"You should be happy that I'm flirting with you. I took the day off just for you and you haven't even paid any attention to me" He pouted before a huge smile graced his face
"Come here or my dick will start cumming for you!" He laughed.
You shook your head, pushing his face away from yours. "The way you flirt is shameful! You're so corny." You mumbled.
He gave a small glare, putting his hand up in front of his mouth. "It's one of my specialties doll face."
He moved his hand to grasp the back of your neck, bringing your lips to his in a sloppy kiss. "Hey, I lost my underwear. Can I see yours?" He mumbled against your lips, smiling as you busted into a fit of giggles.
He laid you onto the lounge, so that he was laying on top of you. His hand snaked its way up your thigh, past the hem of your skirt. You moaned quietly, gripping his bright green hair in your hands when his finger skimmed over the top of your panties. But your little rendezvous was interrupted when the door to the bedroom flung open and in burst one of his henchman.
"I thought of another one Mr. J! You could say- oh" He stopped short when he saw the predicament you two were in.
You looked up to J, holding in a a laugh. "So, um-" giggle "-you haven't come up with these on your own, huh?"
He just kept his angry gaze on the now shaking henchman standing frozen in the middle of the doorway.
"Shut up." He growled, getting up from on top of you before storming his way past the henchman, slamming his shoulder into his. Leaving you laughing.
