Fallen Down (DISCONTINUED)

Cooking Lessons - Chapter 16

(A/N Read at the very end for a sneak peek for the next chapter! Mweheheh >:3)

Julia's P.O.V.

"YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE IT FOR HIM!"

Liz stood there in shock, eyes wide. I guess she wasn't expecting that after Undyne's long talk about the Royal Guard. However, I, on the other hand, was so excited it was as if someone had lit a fire in my eyes. I actually almost screamed with joy, but I could never do that in front of people. Only Lizzie has seen that side of me...

Undyne, somehow; jumps from the tiled floor of her house onto the kitchen counters, which were once cluttered with our 'drink choices', but she knocked those down. "That's right!!!" Undyne says. "NOTHING has brought Papyrus and I closer than cooking! Which means that if I give you his lesson..." She pauses to think for a moment. "WE'LL BECOME CLOSER THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE!!!" I turn to my right and notice Liz still seems to be 'in shock', as I would call it.

"Fuhuhu!!! Afraid!? We're gonna be best friends!!!" Undyne leaps off the counter, lands next to us, and picks us up by the head.

"H-hey! put me down!" I yell.

"Nope!" Undyne grins.

She jumps back over to the kitchen- how can she even jump that high? Oh well, I'm not going to question her. Anyway, she puts us down in the kitchen. "Let's start with the sauce!!" She says, stomping down on the floor, when a pile of tomatoes comes down from the ceiling. Sauce? I guess we're making spaghetti like the trap Papyrus had in Snowdin for us. I hope this batch tastes better.

"Envision these vegetables as your greatest enemy!" Undyne continues. "Now!! Pound them to dust with your fists!!"

I've trained myself to fight enemies practically my entire life, so after I hear those words, I instinctively hit them with great force. One of them splatters against the counter top. "YEAH! YEAH!" Undyne cheers. "Our hearts are uniting against these healthy ingredients! NOW IT'S MY TURN! NGAHHH!" She pounds them extremely hard, and they all splatter against the wall. I also notice a lot of sauce got on Lizzie's face.

"Uhh, we'll just scrape this into a bowl later. But for NOW!" She stomps on the floor again, and a box of noodles and a pot come down. "We add the noodles! Now, homemade noodles are the best... BUT I JUST BUY STORE-BRAND! THEY'RE THE CHEAPEST!!! NGAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" She lowers her voice considerably. "Uhh, just put them in the pot."

From this point, I can tell Undyne gets SUPER into her cooking, so I don't even bother taking out the noodles. I just throw the entire box into the pot, very fiercely might I add, and I hear it clank against the empty bottom of the pot. "YEAH!!! I'M INTO IT!!!" Undyne screams enthusiastically. "Alright! Now it's time to stir the pasta! As a general rule of thumb, the more you stir... THE BETTER IT IS! Ready? Let's do it!"

Liz steps up and starts stirring.

"STIR HARDER!"

She speeds up.

"HARDER!"

She goes even faster.

"STIR HARDER!!!!"

Lizzie is now stirring so hard it looks like her arms are about to fall off.

"UGGHHHH! Let me do it!"

Undyne summons a spear, and stirs the pasta- well, I'm not sure you could call it that. She kind of just kept smashing the spear into the pot, and pretty much destroyed it, "Fuhuhuhu! That's the stuff!" She grins. "Alright, now for the final step- TURN UP THE HEAT! Let the stove top symbolize your passion! Let your hopes and dreams turn into burning fire! READY? Don't hold anything back!!!