Emojis

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Hey I'm back with another one! By the way after Thor 2 I ship Loki and Sif. Cause come on everyone knows that Thor is with Jane. She might pop in soon.

{Sif has logged on}

{Thor has logged on}

{Loki has logged on}

Thor: Greeting Lady Sif and my dear brother! :-)

Loki: Don't call me that. >:-(

Sif: What are those signs at the end of your sentences?

Loki: They signal your emotion. Some mortals call them emojis.

Sif: Let me try... :-/

Thor: Nice one that means you must be bored.

Sif: A little yes.

Loki: That must be why she got on Thor duh.

Thor: What does "duh" mean?

Loki: It basically means the word obviously.

Thor: Oh... :-0

Sif: Midgardians must have a shorter way of saying everything.

Loki: BRB, L8r, LOL

Thor: What?

Loki: I said be right back, later, and laugh out loud.

Sif: Where are you hearing these words?

Loki: The World Wide Web you would know that if you ever got on. The only thing Thor does on there is shop for those tarts of pop.

Thor: Poptarts... :-D

Sif: What are...

Loki: Please don't...

Sif: What are poptarts son of Odin?

Loki: Here we go...

Thor: THERE THE NINE REALMS MOST AMAZING FOOD! THEY ARE SWEET AND TASTEY AND JUST WONDERFUL ALL TOGETHER!

Sif: Wow...they sound good.

Thor: MUST BUY POPTARTS!!!

{Thor has logged off}

Loki: So it's just you me...

Sif: Ya I guess so...

Loki: So what do you see in Thor?

Sif: He's funny,smart,and good looking.

Loki: I think I vomited a little...

Sif: Oh shut up!

Loki: You shut up you pathetic woman!

Sif: What did you call me!?

Loki: Exactly what you are a woman!

Sif: I hate you!

Loki: I love you!

Sif: What?

{Loki has logged off}

Sif: Strange...

{Sif has logged off}

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