Asgardian Chatroom

Opposite Day Part 3

{Sef has logged on}

{Fregga has logged on}

Sef: Gosh you'd think even the God of Mischief would know when it's taken too far.

Fregga: Not Loki he/she sometimes sees no limit.

Sef: Oh she'll get what's coming to her. She wanted to be a woman sshes going to be one.

Fregga: Oh don't I know.

{Woman Of Iron has logged on}

{Woman Of Iron is now Toni Stark}

Toni Stark: WHAT THE HELL I'M A WOMAN!!! Oh but a sexy one at that. Where's Thor?

Sef: Trying to find Lady Loki. She put a spell on the computer so that when you log on your gender swaps.

Toni Stark: Well we need him.

Fregga: For what might I ask?

Toni Stark: New York is in danger again. These aliens called the Skrull are invading.

Sef: Well...guess since Thora isn't here...

Toni Stark: Wait...Thora...Thora Odindottir? Blackmail! As you saying...

Sef: Since Thora isn't around why couldn't we help.

Toni Stark: You guys? Help the Avengers?

Fregga: Why not? I am the one who taught Lady Loki how to use magic.

Sef: And I am a highly skilled swordsman.

Toni Stark: Well I guess two is better than one why not?

Fregga: We'll have Heimdall take us through the Bifrost see you then.

{Fregga has logged off}

{Sef has logged off}

{Toni Stark has logged off}

*twenty minutes later*

{Odinn has logged on}

{Thora has logged on}

Odinn: Do you really think she'd be in such a place?

Thora: Maybe if he was considering Sleipnir was with her.

Odinn: Yes but it seems so...girly.

Thora: Exactly if he is now a she wouldn't the thoughts of a person change as well?

Odinn: OMG that is so smarticals!

Thora: IKR so smart! ...0_0

Odinn: Well seems you were right.

Thora: OMG!!!

Odinn: What?!

Thora: IDK it's like there's this huge pain in the lower area of my stomach.

Odinn: 0-0 This is what they were talking about.

Thora: What?

Odinn: Um...

{Odinn has private messaged Thora}

Thora: 0o0 You must be joking.

Odinn: No I'm not but maybe I'm too old to get it.

Thora: In your dreams.

Odinn: Oh by the way you might need this.

Thora: ...Why were you carrying this around?

Odinn: Well I predicted what your mother...father said and decided to take some just in case.

Thora: Some? You have more?

Odinn: Look this is about Lady Loki not...this thing.

Thora: Fine but we really need to talk.

{Thora has logged off}

{Odinn has logged off}