The Return

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Hello world! I know I've been gone but, I have returned! Don't worry it hasn't ended. Thor and the gang just had a little bug. Enjoy!

{Tony Stark has logged on}

{Thor has logged on}

Tony Stark: Finally! That virus really screwed up the system.

Thor: Thank you Man of Iron! You have restored our chatroom!

Tony Stark: Yeah,yeah I'm the greatest. Just get everyone else in here so they know it's back on.

{Thor has invited Loki}

{Thor has invited Sif}

{Thor has invited Odin}

{Thor has invited Frigga}

Sif: B.O.B! The chatroom is back!

Odin: How is this possible?

Frigga: Yay!

Loki: Yes...more family time...

Tony Stark: Yes,yes I'm the greatest. I just got rid of the virus is all.

Frigga: What is this virus?

Tony Stark: Uh...to put it simply it's like a sickness in the computer.

Sif: A sickness?

Tony Stark: Yeah...it was my fault. I forgot to update it that one time cause Pepper and I were 'having some fun'. ;-)

Loki: Why would you be 'having fun'? Don't women want fertile men just as men want fresh ground?

Tony Stark: Not all women Loki. Not all women.

Sif: And what do you mean by fresh ground? Maybe women want fresh ground sometimes.

Loki: I'm not saying they don't. What I'm saying is...

Thor: We don't have time for such petty arguments. We must throw the man of iron a feast!

Tony Stark: A feast?

Odin: Yes we Asguardians believe in celebrating those who have completed great fleets.

Tony Stark: Do you also believe in alcohol?

Frigga: Of course! Wine is the most beloved drink at feast.

Tony Stark: Just tell me when and I'll be ready to introduce you guys to my friends Gin and Vodka.

Loki: You have friends named Gin and Vodka?

Tony Stark: No...it's the name of the...you know what you guys will find out.

Thor: I'll be over as soon as possible! Sif! Gather the servants so that the Fried Sausage and Rhubarb Pudding are ready!

Sif: Yes Odinson!

{Sif has logged off}

Thor: Loki! Make sure the dining hall is clean.

Loki: I will be using my magic.

{Loki has logged off}

Thor: Father! Mother! Gather the people! We shall celebrate!

Odin,Frigga: Great minds think alike.

{Odin & Frigga have logged off}

Tony Stark: Well looks like I'm skipping lunch today. See you soon!

{Tony Stark has logged off}

Thor: Glory!

{Thor has logged off}


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