Asgardian Chatroom

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Last time on ACR...Loki and Sif went in a date that turned instantly. They were chanced by a herd of Loki's fangirls. Lucky they made it to Avengers Mansion where they met Hawkeye and Black Widow. Now we shall continue!

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Thor: So how was the date? And please tell all brother! :-)

Frigga: Don't leave out a single thing!

Odin: We want to know everything!

Loki: My gosh people! We just got back and I can't even escort a lady back to room. What is with you people!

Sif: Wait,my room?

Loki: No! No! I did not mean it like that.

Thor: Hold on don't movies last at least one Midguardian hour and thirty Midguardian minutes?

Loki: Yes they do.

Frigga: It's only been fifty minutes. What happened?

Odin: Yes do tell.

Loki: The date went horribly wrong!

Sif: Actually I expected worse so...

Thor: What was so horrible about it?

Loki: Well let's see...we were chased down by my fangirls the moment we got to the movies. Then we ran thirty minutes and landed at Avengers Mansion. Next thing you know we are almost trapped until my genius mind thought of a plan to get out.

Sif: Actually you carried me. Even though I insisted could run on my own.

Loki: It was a swift scene my dear I had to do something and that the first thing that came to mind.

Thor: Avengers Mansion? Did...did you see Dr.Banner? XD

Loki: Hahaha funny! No I didn't thank you!

Frigga: Did you see anyone?

Sif: Oh yes I met the Clint Barton and Natasha Romanov. They seem like nice people.

Odin: Clint Barton and Natasha Romanov? Thor weren't they the ones you said had a 'ship' called Clintasha? And yours is Thane. Or for some people Thif.

Sif: ???

Loki: Speaking didn't they call you or something? They said it was date night?

Thor: Oh yes! That's why I came back and guess who I bought back!

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Lady Jane: Hi!

Loki: Wait...we're you behind him this whole time?

Lady Jane: Yep. I mean compared to me he is pretty tall...and muscular...and sexy...

Loki: I mean this in no rude way but...please be quite.

Frigga: Well I suggest a do over date.

Odin: Yes but to be safe have it in Asguard.

Sif: I suppose we could do that,Loki.

Loki: I would love to. Would you like me to walk you home?

Sif: It would be my honor.

Loki: Without you guys!

Odin: Of course!

Frigga: Privacy,privacy,I get it!

Thor: Come Lady Jane. I can show you my room. ;-)

Lady Jane: Ooohhh...feisty!

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Loki: Finally,some alone time.

Sif: You know my house isn't that far from here you know.

Loki: Then let's make it last.

Sif: Have I ever told you how green your eyes are? They're like emeralds in the moonlight.

Loki: Well when I look at you I see your whole body. Not just body but a being of great beauty and with a heart of gold.

Sif: Opposites attract.

Loki: Maybe...or maybe we're the same and don't know it yet.

Sif: Wouldn't that make a the perfect couple then?

Loki: I guess it would.

Sif: For a frost giant you're warm.

Loki: Is that so?

Sif: Maybe it's your heart?

Loki: My heart?

Sif: Yes. I believe that under that Ivey exterior of yours there's a sweet,gentle soul waiting to be unleashed.

Loki: ...I would like to think so too.

Sif: Hey being Midguard and Asguard's big time villain doesn't mean exclude you from having a heart.

Loki: ...I guess it doesn't.

Sif: We're here.*sigh* Despite what happened I had a good time.

Loki: Sif wait! You forgot something.

Sif: What?

Loki: *kiss*

Sif: ...*kiss*...

Loki: Goodnight.

Sif: Goodnight.

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Loki: Score one for the Lokster.

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