a dog's bitch: ily 11:11
hesitant alien has read your message
a dog's bitch: bOi
hesitant alien: you're funny
a dog's bitch: is that supposed to be a short person joke or some shit
hesitant alien: just that you like dogs bc dogs are terrible
a dog's bitch: fuKciN
a dog's bitch: they're a blessing, unlike you
hesitant alien: they drool, they're stupid and ugly
hesitant alien: basically you
a dog's bitch: you're an asshole
hesitant alien: woAh, your insults really hurt
a dog's bitch: do you not have feelings??
hesitant alien: i just feel like being bitchy today
hesitant alien: only to you tho :)
a dog's bitch: cat lover
a dog's bitch: smh
hesitant alien: 'a dog's bitch'
cat lover: but you're right
cat lover: cats are my bitches
dog lover: you're such a PUsSy
dog lover: hA
cat lover: m, yes, exactly why i'm gay
dog lover: i bet you've never touched a pussy either
cat lover: i bet you've never touched Jamia's pussy
cat lover: you were too gay for me, so you left her
cat lover: she left you bc she realised
cat lover: obviously
dog lover: you're right
cat lover: ik
dog lover: her cat was ugly af
cat lover has blocked you
YOU ARE READING
kik!frerard
Fanfictionoreo: so you can draw?? gertrude: yes oreo: then draw me gertrude: ?? oreo: draw me like one of your french girls