kik!frerard

kik!11

francesco: oy, fucker

gErMAn BiTcH: ?? wtf

francesco: guess what

jkimitalian: what

fracesco: i put the succ in success

fracesco: !!

fracesco: how to flirt -by frank

jkimitalian: gr8, just use it on someone else

fracesco: you don't want me to succ??

jkimitalian: i never-

jkimitalian: this is ridiculous

fracesco: ooo, you're getting flustered

fracesco: this means my pickup lines actually work

jkimitalian: only on gay guys

jkimitalian: not straight sluts

fracesco: STOP BEING A DICK

jkimitalian: i already have one, how do you expect me not to act like it?? male instinct !

fracesco: so that does technically mean you get horny

jkimitalian: stFu

fracesco: you're just upset bc i'm right

fracesco: smh @ your fake ass

jkimitalian: i don't even have an ass

fracesco: yes you do, i've touched it before

jkimitalian: sInCE wHEn ????

fracesco: for a while

fracesco: just slight grazes

fracesco: you just never notice bc i'm so short

jkimitalian: you could actually be a good prostitute bc like you wouldn't have to go that far down to succ

fracesco: you're right

jkimitalian: ik i am

fracesco: why should i be taking high school classes when i could just drop out and become a prostitute

jkimitalian: not

jkimitalian: not what i meant

fracesco: local headliners be like: gay teen drops out of school to become famous for his good succ

jkimitalian: can't wait for it

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a/n: i stole the succ joke from my friends bc im not funny irl. but the point of this story is to make you laugh and take a break from all my other depressing af stories. i hope it worked

anYWay, i love this cover it's actually p colorful, i don't think i'll change it

"male instinct !"

p.s. I didn't mean to offend anyone with this, ItS nOt my FuKcim OpInIon