Sincerely, No one // jjk

09 puns geddit?

a/n: bold = narrator
          italic = larry singing
          normal = other characters talking
hope y'all know what this means :)

dear jungkook,

sup optimistic tomato.

AHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SANG VEGGIE TALES AFTER THE OPENING ACT!

you were like," so this song is dedicated to someone," and I swear the female population in school was praying that god has acknowledged all their good deeds and that jeon jungkook was singing the song for them.

then you began narrating in a deep voice:

"Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morning
bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out
.."

Then you began singing with a high and croaky voice(which I think was the breaking point for the people as they started to let flies into their mouth after opening it for so long) :" Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where,
oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,
where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?"

"Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and
slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains his
composure and reports ..."

"I think I saw a hairbrush back there!"

"Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back
there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back
there, back there, back there ... is my hairbrush?"

and then half the population was shocked, confused and i was dying with laughter while trying to control it in cause if not you would have known who i am. it was totally unexpected because even bangtan was shook. like who would expect jeon jungkook to sing a kid songs out of no where. no one. not even me. lol i am no one tho. puns geddit? no? nevermind then.

i'm still trying to compose myself while writing this in class and i keep stifling my laughter and miss kim is getting super annoyed at me and i'm probably gonna get detention soon but it's worth it. and yes, i'm writing this in the middle of a lesson and this shall be your next clue. but don't worry i won't write the time and miss kim is super careful about her lessons so you probably won't be able to pry anything about her lessons outta her. good luck if you try though AND TELL ME YOUR SECRET IF YOU DID IT, I COULDN'T NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED.

also did i mention that i am completely shook that you managed to sing fools by troye and your cover might just be better than his. like slightly. lil bit. teeny tiny. like obviously troye is amazing but then there's you and now i can't choose. thanks jungkook. thanks.

and yes i was being extremely sarcastic at the last part. if you couldn't tell, i speak sarcasm as a third language woohoo yea. lol no i need to work on it though.

and i am still laughing because when you came into the stage again, people were so scared that you would sing another veggie tale song that shielded their eyes and ears with two hands, impossible in my opinion but they somehow did it. but then you sang fools and your fangirl's ovaries died again.

oh hai jungkook's tomato you finally decided to come join the show i see.

also i would ask you to accompany me to go to the orphanage, again don't try asking cos you won't find it :), but one: your singing of veggie tales might either

1. make them love you and be Super intrigued and then they become utterly attached to you.

or

2. they become mentally scarred for life and cry buckets leaving more trouble for the caretakers there and they hate us both and throw us out.

it's either one or two, no in between.

and also the second reason is i don't need you to find me so yea.

and i will still write you a letter later, cause i definitely won't be able to sleep so bonus letter today i guess. couldn't help myself :)

anyways good luck jungkook

-sincerely,
no one
no time 

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dear no one,

hi pessimistic tomato

can you believe i did that? cause i can't. like it was a spur of the moment kind of thing. actually i wanted to do it for you because if you did attend the talent show you could either sing the hairbrush song or fools so i did both just in case. and yes both are dedicated to you. looks like we're both being extra today.

you know i was so surprised when i saw this purple envelope on my desk in english class. i was the only person there at that time, you must have been really quick with the letter because i saw no one leave or enter the room when i arrived. the time limit was only a couple of minutes, 3 at most.

so props to you, no one. you're almost like your name, no one like invisible.

but the reason you're almost and not totally invisible was because i found out miss kim had a lesson in the english room before my lesson, leaving me to conclude you were in that lesson. i deserve a gold star now right. considering how you are in both miss jung's and miss kim's lessons, the rest is simple. not really but i can narrow you down a lot. after all i only have 23 days left.

and i'm really sorry if you get detention today. don't do this again i swear, write after class or smth.

also LOL LAME YOU LAME BRUH, even jin hyung's dad jokes are better.

jungkook's tomato said hai and it felt it was left out that's why it decided to show up. actually i'm a tomato so doesn't that mean my entire body is a tomato?

do you hear that?

that's the sound of mind being blown. KAPOO!

actually that sounds more like bruce lee.

the children shall not be scarred by my voice and they will love me. but i shall respect your decisions and not go there alone.

i'll go there with you. when i find out who you are i will go there with you and we shall not scar the children with finding larry'a hairbrush,  that is clearly a professional's job, am i right?

and why am i not surprised you are volunteering at an orphanage as well? don't tell me you go to the elderly home in your free time as well and help to donate your blood to the blood bank every month too? you are one special girl no one.

so i needa go cause unlike someone i have a bedtime and need to sleep. so goodbye.

again, thanks for the luck, no one.

-sincerely,
jungkook
awe i found out anyways, am i getting better at this? I think so too

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a/n: if you haven't heard what I call perfection aka jungkook singing fools along with rapmon please listen to it, I inserted it in the media. but don't listen to it with the book I try to be even slightly funny here so that song is for when you want to cry and cry.

thanks for reading this really weird book :)