dear jungkook,
I swear please don't name yourself a damn genius. albert einstein gonna be disappointed.
like he gon come back from the dead like Frankenstein just to prevent you from naming yourself a fucking genius. genius aka yoongi around the world will be extremely ashamed for having someone like you as a genius.
kidding.
AM I THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON WHO HATES THIS?
im sorry that was only an example. someone pissed me off today. he told me an entire rant about me and magnified my flaws before being a chicken and said kidding.
I really hate this. if you want to be a bitch, be a bitch. i despise cowards and liars the most. own up. you know what shit you did, you admit your mistakes and don't make this kind of shit happen again. don't say kidding i feel like high kicking you in the face.
sorry i just needed to rant this is not to you :)
you know i could have just said that my favourite colour was blue, made you think i said another colour, think i lied, make you confused with my rant about hating liars, make you extremely confused now whether i said my actual favourite colour or not.
i love driving people crazy it's crazy to see how the human mind is so easily manipulated. if you can't tell, my ambition is to be a psychologist. well that is if i'm still alive.
i just realised something. you always ask me questions but i never asked you anything. maybe i did but i don't remember.
hi I'm no one and I have short term memory loss.
dory is adorable. well baby dory is.
okay anyways what was i talking about?
oh right about asking you questions. brain farts ya know. or maybe i really do have short term memory loss.
who tf is yo crush
i have a lot of inner thoughts but i will keep them to myself and shut the fuck up :)
sorry if i cuss too much. also, i know you play the guitar, you sang fools with it. (he didn't it was a piano i just made it up). i just said it so it would be easier for you.
i'm such a kind soul. lol lies.
anyways for the clue today is that i'm allergic to oreos. weird? very.
good luck jungkook :)
-sincerely,
no one
11:13. p.m.
------------------------------------------------------
dear no one,
well in other ways, you could think of the person as regretting what they said earlier, not wanting to offend you. or they could really be kidding. in some cases it is a cowardly move but in others it's just like what I stated earlier. you can learn to look at things differently and not conclude so quickly.
I got what you said. #anotherreasonwhyishouldbekookgenius
someone just give me a sign that says kook genius already.
fuck now im conflicted. just tell me whether you said the truth. pleaseeee. pretty pretty pleaseeeee *pouts*
shit why am i being so cutesy and shit i can't take myself this is so weird.
but if we get together this won't be the last of it.
also that time when you got sick, I forgot to give you something else. vitamin me ;)
dory is adorable missy and baby dory is my adorabler. is that even a word? no. okay.
im not telling you who i likeeeeee because you probably already knowwwww.
it's just i won't tell you yet. i want to wait. patience is a virtue dearie.
awe you sweet tomato pie. lil NICEYYYY. adorable puppy. sweetie.
:)
goodbye don't kill me tomorrow
-sincerely,
jungkook
YOU ARE READING
Sincerely, No one // jjk
Fanfiction"i can't fall asleep and i can't help falling for you." -sincerely, no one in which a girl who suffers from insomnia writes to her crush to fall asleep, all while being anonymous signing off under the name "no one". *lowercase intended* *previou...
