dear jungkook,
you child. you shouldn't even be 18 you're probably like a 6th grader almost. also, your aegyo isn't working on me. aegyo error is what i would call this.
however, i will still give you a clue today to my "egyptian wording" code.
i said something that was close to the truth but it wasn't the complete truth.
eg. when your teacher ask why you never completed the homework
me: i didn't know
also me: i didn't know we had an assignment and hence sloppily finished it in the morning while you still haven't came but didn't have enough time
something along those lines.
and why the heck would i ever be cheese? aren't you cheesy enough already?
by the way i'm still kinda pissed which is why i kind of had revenge on you.
sorry and good luck jungkook :)
-sincerely,
no one
payback time :)
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dear no one,
ya you little nasty evil little snitzel
thats not even a word i know don't need to be miss smarty pants with me okay.
i thought someone left me that bottle of coke in my locker as a kind gesture.
and then i realised it tasted like soy sauce and sprite.
i also realised that you were the only one who likes to pick other people's locker.
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THAT? IT'S DISGUSTING I SWEAR WHEN WE MEET IMMA MAKE YOU TRY THIS HORRIBLE CONCOCTION THAT YOU PROBABLY GOT OFF GOOGLE
and since you didn't give me a clue when i pranked you and im going to be a petty little child so no pick up line for you today. *crosses arms and huffs*
ha, how dare you say my aegyo sucks when it made you give me the clue for the code. *jumps around like a mad puppy*
i am still not a puppy i am a tomato bunny and proud
my letter shall be short because im a petty little child
goodbye
-sincerely even though im not feeling that sincere
jungkook
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Sincerely, No one // jjk
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