dear jungkook,
you got it correct my favourite colour is blue. but I easily faked it when you asked me what my favourite colour is. so yea.
my favourite place is the toilet because i feel calm its like my that one place where i can sit there for hours and not face humanity. and my excuse everytime when someone asks me why i took so long was because "i have constipation." and more specifically my favourite place is actually my own toilet, at my house that is.
anyways the clue for today is i play the guitar. and to make this more exciting, you can't ask anyone if they play the guitar but instead pick up clues if they do play the guitar.
for example, if someone takes ballet for quite some time, their foot will have bunions.
that's all for today. good luck jungkook.
-sincerely,
no one
1:17 a.m.
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dear no one,
HIP HIP HOORAYYY I GOT IT YIPPEEEEE!
ha, you thought. i tricked you. all I have to do now is find out those peoples who favourite colour isn't blue. even though it's quite alot i am and will narrow it down. i should be named kook genius.
wait that kinds of sounds like cooking geniuses. and that sounds extremely graphic like argh *shivers* so weird and so gross.
oh.....okay? i like calm and peacefulness also but i don't think the toilet is the best option but you do you :)
also another mistake you made today again. you forgot i played the guitar. i have a hard time believing that I'm your crush like do you not stalk them and find out almost everything about them? and you find out so much info you can help them write an biography about themselves.
well actually I don't do that also. my crush basically tells me information about herself.
anyways, jungkook the tomato appeared. say hi no one, he's shy but he's warming up to you. ha puns. wait it's actually not puns. oh well.
also, i already know what to look for in someone who plays the guitar.
it's a physical trait isn't it?
i know my shit okay.
I need to go now miss kim been giving my death stares.
goodbye no one.
-sincerely,
jungkook
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Sincerely, No one // jjk
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