Sincerely, No one // jjk

11 jeremy you agree?

dear jungkook,

thank you so much for the soup and the medicine. i went to the doctor after receiving your letter. thanks for letting me save money on lunch today :)

heyyy aren't we friends why can't you tell me the other part of the story :( i deserve to know after everything right? yes. and yes, i answer my own questions. am i weird? yes.

but really, thank you so much and i went to school today cause i didn't need you to know who i am. but i kinda wished i didn't went, because now your one step closer to knowing who i am because yesterday you were so observant during miss kim's and miss jung's lessons that you stared at everyone so intensely to see if they were sick.

now i didn't cough or anything, well at least i hope you didn't see me cough. so that's a good thing but i wished i didn't come to school today or yesterday or even wrote these letters in the first place because now you grew out of your tomato state and is talking to every single girl in their classes. and everyone now is falling more and more in love with you. lol good job jungkook. sometimes, ignorance is bliss. and no i'm not jealous. pshhhh, what talking you? i'm talking too fast aren't i? i guess i can't help my rambling self from shutting up more often.

and now for another clue that is super easy because my sick state of mind still can't comprehend shit. another reason why being sick is like being drunk, you have the after effects of an hangover and my cold doesn't go away immediately.

anyways, for the clue of the day is *drumroll and starts coughing* okay i'll stop. *whispers* never *runs away like away like a maniac* okay sorry you're probably creeped out. lol like you weren't before.

anyways, the actual cotd is my favourite vegetable are tomatoes ;)

yes i kinda made a pun(i guess it's a pun?), with you being tomato and tomato being my favourite vegetable. but it is true though. that i love tomatoes.

also, it's up to you on how you want to use that clue. whether you want to make another survey and i might lie or use your detective skills lol even if you have baseless deductions and luck chances at times you actually catch on quite quickly. and also i'm not that mean to give you such a hard clue. my iq isn't that high also.

anyways, by your detective skills basically i mean observing. how? that's up to you.

i need to go watch more anime so bai and good luck jungkook :)

-sincerely,
no one
12:33 a.m.

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dear no one,

you're welcome. i hope you feel better now.

NEVARRRR I WILL NEVER TELL YOU THE END OF THE STORY MUAHAHAHAHA IM EVIL :))

imma evil bunny/tomato/bunny tomato. or tomato bunny. i don't know anymore. what is life? what is logic? what? why? who? where? brain fart i don't remember what i was talking about.

oh right. MUAH HA HA IM EVIL. :) and yes what they say is all true. jeon jungkook swears while smiling. i'm a fucking ball of sunshine. hobi hyung can suck it and go away. JUST KIDDING IF THEY EVER FOUND THIS THEY WOULD SNAP AND THROW ME TO AFRICA. LIKE PHEWWW GOOD BYE TO ME THEN.

so this is our secret okay? okay. you're not the only weird one answering your own questions.

we need to start another club right now. like now. immediately. no hesitations. just now. it shall be called the weird club. no that's a weird name. wait that makes sense. okay let's go with the weird club? yes. okay. jeremy u agree? okay. great lets go. now we have four members, who's next? *silence* aye, maybe their just shy. anyways let's move on from my regretful decisions. i'm not even sick and i'm already being drunk and making bad decisions.

NO NO DON'T YOU EVER WISH YOU NEVER WROTE TO ME I SWEAR. i'm still a tomato despite everything, i will always be a tomato. your tomato. well your tomato in the veggie fam. so don't be jealous. you'll always be my number one pessimistic tomato. and i will always be your number one optimistic tomato.

pinky promise? *locks pinky* we are going to do this after we meet. okay? okay. i need to stop quoting the fault in our stars. I BLAME YOU. AFTER YOU QUOTED MARGO I READ THE ENTIRE OF PAPEE TOWNS,

TWICE.

WATCHED THE MOVIE

TWICE.

STARTED TO READ THE ENTIRE SERIES OF JOHN GREEN BOOKS.

TWICE.

so hence i blame you. you're welcome.

glad to know you love tomatoes. that's why you love me right?

i will not use my survey despite after getting better at talking with people. i will use my existent(?) detective skills and a keen eye for details i will find out who you are. don't worry i already found out a way to let my plan go into full swing, just be ready for me when i'm dropping the bombs. just remember that when i'm dropping bombs i'll be dropping them raw.

;)

what do you mean your not that mean? YOUR THE MEANIEST PERSON ALIVE geddit mini and mean like? no? and yes i just made a random pun because i don't know how tall you are so this doesn't really makes sense but oh well :)

anyways class is about to start so goodbye!

-sincerely,
tomato

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a/n: honestly I wish this would happen in real life. lolol if only it would happen in real life this would be great.