"i can't fall asleep and i can't help falling for you."
-sincerely,
no one
in which a girl who suffers from insomnia writes to her crush to fall asleep, all while being anonymous signing off under the name "no one".
*lowercase intended*
*previou...
i think fate is on my side when your phone got confiscated (again) for researching about ciphers in class.
I was trying so hard not to yell and hollow in laughter when I saw you try to pull your puppy rabbit(?) face at Mr Yoo. but Yoo bad he ain't gay and can't fall for your charms and have his ovaries exploded because he doesn't have any.
anyways, i am not going to tell you a single clue because im a lil nasty and :)
in chinese we call this 幸灾乐祸 which means being happy when someone is in pain or suffering.
ha I'm not a dumb hoe :)
also, you see, I would feel bad about being so mean except I'm not because of this photo.
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YAH YA LIL MEANIE WHY U SO MEAN HOW CAN YOU STILL SMILE WHEN YOU SAY THAT OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU
at least have a resting bitch face and not your bunny smile while asking someone to choke.
because of this i actually choked on my chocolate milk while stalking your Instagram
my phone has chocolate stains and it looks like i dropped my white casing into my toilet bowl while i was doing my business. it's not a pretty sight.
i blame you. so yea i hold grudges. *crosses arms and huffs*
oh well but I'm still kind (and incredibly fickle minded) so here's another clue of the day.
i have a white phone case, i stalk your Instagram, I have "poop" stains on my white phone case when i stalked you Instagram.
:)
i love me too.
and i hate pickup lines.
but your are growing on me. AND WHERES THE STOP BUTTON I CANT FIND IT. but even if I did find it i won't press it.
because i know you won't say any of this to me when we do meet. that is if we do meet.
anyways, so much for bringing up the mood.
okay bai I think this too a turn for the worse so imma just leave now.
-sincerely, no one too embarrassed to check the time
meanie. who are you to call me the meanie when you tried to stop yourself from laughing when my phone got confiscated.
but i guess fate turned its side because you just accidentally said a clue about yourself. you are in mr yoo's class as well. phone confiscation is pretty common so word can't travel so fast and you wouldn't know what i would be searching about.
also you gave me another way to confirm my assumption. you said cipher and you couldn't have know I was researching about codes if you weren't there. also because you were in mr yoo's class you knew I tried to negotiate with him but failed miserably.
lucky for me mr yoo's class isn't massively lathe like miss kim's or miss jung's classes.
another clue you gave me is. no it's not about your "pooped" stained phone. (i choked while looking at that part of the letter i guess it's karma for me. also are you 5? why do you still drink chocolate milk?) it's about the fact that i have no clue what a cipher is and that means the code is a form of cipher. i only know cypher because v hyung keeps saying he's gonna star in one one day. suga and rapmon hyung keep laughing at him.
poor v hyung.
anyways, so i researched on ciphers and i came across the pigpen cipher. which was suppose to be for children -_- i can't believe i couldn't realise it.
i did not lie
i did not say the truth
WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN?
so did you lie? or did you say the truth?
i swear you really are pretty fickle minded and you ain't kidding when you said the hardest part of the code was not the name but what the code actually meant.
but i have found out more clues about you so i guess it helps.
v hyung wants me to help me practice for a cypher so i need to go.
a/n: THE CHOKE PICTURE WAS A PHOTOSHOPPED VERSION BUT KOOKIE DOES SWEAR WHILE SMILING SO YEA
ALSO THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR 107 READS AND 20 VOTES :) IM RLLY HAPPY AND MOTIVATED LIKE EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A SHORT STORY I FEEL LIKE IT HAS SO MUCH MORE OF MY HUMOUR INSIDE AND IM SO PROUD FOR BEING ABLE TO CONVEY IT
lol I sound like I winning DAESANG or some shit just ignore me thank you :)
