Sincerely, No one // jjk

10 chicken noodleE soup

dear jungkook,

considering how i'm so sick now, like i am practically spitting on this letter, sorry in advance, with my coughs.

and you know how you never find what you need then when don't need it you have a shot ton overload of it, me right now with cough medicine.

like honey water can only help me so much, i'm almost out of honey too.

looks like i'm not gonna be able to sleep this entire night, not like that's anything new, well actually it is because i slept great this past week after writing to you. it's intriguing what you do to me and my body.

sorry for spitting so much on this paper and also sorry for writing a short af bonus letter. but i'll give you a direct clue cause 1 i can't think properly about clues like there's only so much my brain is able to store. and also two, it's to make up the fact i'm writing a short letter to you :(

WOOHOOO JUNGKOOK IS GROWN UP AND GETTING GREATt oh shit my pen slipped while i coughed. lmao i suddenly thought of this but why didn't you get a handwriting test on anyways, well that would take too much time and they would be weirded out and i could fake my handwriting. right, my sick state of mind is a bit cuckoo and slow recently sorry.

anyways, congrats on finding out what i meant.

now imma give you a big af clue as to who i am. im ambidextrous. but when i do a certain thing that i really like, i'm left handed.

it's something i do everyday without fail to someone.

sometimes i feel like being sickK, sorry i sneezed again, is like being extremely drunk. because you end up doing shit you regret and have no control over your mind, body and everything. and you feel like complete and utter shit.

anyways, i shall call you tomato and say dear tomato every letter, okay? okay? references *awkwardly grins and lets out a laugh before coughing like mad* sorry, again.

at least i have puns. like who needs buns when you got puns? not me.

also, am i the only one who finds it strange you don't stalk the place where you always put the letter just to find out who i am? well not that i don't come with a disguise but you could easily rip it off anyways.

and why do you put the green coloured letter in a cabbage farm? like it camouflages and takes me forever to find it.

andddd no i didn't sneeze that time and the reason why i never wipe them away is because i can't find my correction tape. lolol and i have a bedtime i just don't stick to it, imma rebel. i'm not like someone who is a really innocent bunny. and i needa go sleep now while try to sleep cause this cold is getting the hell out of me. and wow this letter wasn't super short after all. ayeee. *pats self on back and sneezes*

also, good luck jungkook

-sincerely,
no one
3:46 a.m.

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dear no one,

hope this chicken noodleE soup and medicine will help you. keke did you see what i did there? no? sorry.

my mom always made chicken noodle soup for me when i'm sick and i always feel better after drinking it so hope it helps you :) it might not be super hot but since it's in a thermos it should still be warm so drink it then.

my mom though i was sick when i asked her to cook this and i was like no no no it's for a friend and she's like i don't believe you, you never give this to anyone. but then after more squabbling and her finding out i'm really not sick she started to narrow her eyes and ask me who the girl was. and then you don't need to know the rest of the story because shhhhh.

i bought the medicine for you after school but i couldn't get the cough syrup because you needa get a prescription. sorry.

i don't stalk the place where I put these things because i wanted to give you privacy and i wanted to find you based on clues and my (sometimes baseless) deductions. and i respected you and your privacy which is why i did it.

and for as to why i put these things behind the cabbage farm, it's because as you said earlier i'm a tomato and i'm part of the veggie fam and i'm also a rabbit. so yep.

and thanks for the clue, i already got the name list for both miss jung and miss kim's class and i have pointed out all the common students. but the sad part is both of them have the largest classes in the school so there's more then 40 girls to looks for. but with your clue i'm pretty sure i can figure it out.

and i need to go home soon because i'm writing this after school so get well soon, no one :)

-sincerely,
tomato

p.s. erm there's this white blob at the bottom of your letter so erm i got you some tissues as well. and if you thought the jungkook tomato didn't show up today you thought wrong.
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a/n: so if you are confused about the times where the letters are written it's like this

no one= late at night when she can't sleep or in class/school unless stated

jungkook= after school/in class mostly in school unless it's stated at night

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING :)