19 google is a great pick up line master

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dear jungkook,

wow the third time today? or yesterday? or tomorrow okay sorry i forgot all about time. lack of sleep does things to you sometimes.

but i don't mind. i get to stay up and enjoy the full 24 hrs i have. actually i can't stay up for 24 hr straight. im scared of the dark but im more scared of sleeping or more of closing my eyes.

sorry i probably sound like I'm scared of almost everything. in this case I'll just list out everything I'm scared of in the meantime:

- lizards like why are they so sticky and gooey and gross and *shivers in fear*

- horror movies and haunted houses like i never get why people pay themselves to get scared.

- gore again gross and i either vomit or cry everytime I see it. especially if it happens to someone else.

- clowns because killer clowns are scary and their laughter makes me shit myself sometimes

- the dark because monsters may creep up from my bed and im pretty sure I'm still a child

- not being able to save someone i love

and yep that's about it on my pathetic self who fear many things.

while i fear a lot, i do love a lot of other things as well. but im not gonna list everything out because i am sleepy now (is the world ending soon?) and i need my bed. correction: i need to sleep in my bed because im already on it

anyways ill just talk a bit more.

you meanie. why am i the co-host obviously im the star like *sings rihanna diamonds and the ear of the whales in the pacific ocean bleed* my talent is heard worldwide *bows* thank you thank you.

but the poor whales though. i think being a co-host actually isn't that big of a deal anymore.

lol im watching youuuuu and im pretty damn sure you still haven't solved like that clue. and  i gave you a whole list of my fears and i feel dumb but i'm too lazy to change anything already but what can you do with it anyways?

and no i'm not pi so i don't know what's making you irrational maybe you should go see the doctor? or maybe a pick up line master? oh wait you already have one and her name is google.

i'm tired so

goodbye and good luck jungkook

-sincerely,
no one
too lazy to check

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dear no one,

IM SORRY PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I DON'T WANT TO DIE THIS WAY.

i'm sorry you got scared by that fake lizard i placed on the table. if it makes you feel better, every girl had one and i got in trouble for it.

but what was i suppose to do? you couldn't tell me another clue so i had to take matters into my own hands, right?

anyways, i need to hurry to detention because if i write this in detention i will not be able to give it to you by 4

so goodbye no one

oh wait I forgot.

you know what you looked like today? my next girlfriend.

and google is a great pick up line master okay.

bye

-sincerely,
jungkook

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a/n: only 5 chapters left *squeals*

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