The idiots of the multiverse

Part 13

Why start with 13 because why the hell not.

Anyway I'll start by introducing all my friends and my self.
Jackson/the shallot King: dank meme maker Sensei to me in the art of dabbing. Has curly as fudge hair and blue eyes also wears a cape and has the staff of shallots which can grown and manipulate shallots anywhere. Is very prone to drugs.
Max/Maxkip: a half lion awesome human has the powers of Pokemon and is very strong also is great in stealth, has a very confusing love life and powers.
Marcus/The dark one: kewl dude is smart and has the ability to kill almost anything by just looking at it knows a lot about the multiverse. Also has very vague backstory.
Darksan/Isaiah: tech master supreme knows how to fix and hack almost anything. Knows a lot of seeming useless knowledge but comes in handy uses high tech weaponry which include lasers. Is obsessed with Pokemon and taught Maxkip a lot of moves.
Jarod/captain hat: interesting man with Great climbing prowess. Wields a variety of hats with give him abilities and weapons. Also dates people who had no chance with but nails it anyway.
Alan/The German: born into a German family was raised in a different time, has the ability to sense danger and wields a giant pink sword can shrink it into a pocket knife. Knows a multitude of languages and high intelligence but can be a bit of a wild card when asked about origin, (not a hitler clone).
Joab/The narwhal: a tough man who cares for all he calls friends extremely protective of his loved ones. Has the ability to grow a narwhal horn from his forehead and can use it as a light saber, it can also fire bolts of pure energy. Can hold breath for long periods of time and keep a kiss going for a solid hour.
Anna/Alice: a being of hyper intelligence can bend people too her will and take there souls for personal use. Has aided the idiots in many adventures, and has a fondness for Maxkip and Aiden. She also is very much a weeabo.
Aiden#1/the blue brother: One chill motherfucker up for anything but really lazy. Can do almost anything if persuaded. Is very lewd and open about his life including sexual activities. Can woo anyone into Fucking by just a word.
Aiden#2/the Dragon: younger than anyone in the group Aiden2 is a bit of a wild card he can breath fire and make a hell of opponent. Has the ability to go rage mode and can give items of help at random. Also has the ability to deflect any damage dealt to him or friends if he doesn't give a fuck.
James/The Fucking King: James a master tactician and warrior, has the ability to use any weapon given to him. Also is really fucking lucky can land any shot from any distance given the right gun. Has the ability to stay up for days on end without sleep and fight full strength. Has played almost every video game made.
Mathew/The risk taker: my own partner in crime has the ability to do drugs and gain boosts from them. Also is very nice and can persuade enemies to join our side. Takes many risks some of which don't work in our favor.
Andrew/THE METAL: Andrew is one of the new recruits in the idiots I met in him in mash pit for slipknot. Has unbelievable strength. Can cause a mash pit to form anywhere if given music. It hooked on METAL and has many friends chill dude to hang out with.
Nephie/The Commander: Nephie is solider if I've ever known one. The only man able to challenge James in a firefight can shoot perfectly. And it the groups main sniper. Has great hand to hand combat training and is very focused. Has a interesting life and very focused on the military and protecting those he loves.
Now who am I forgetting?  Hmm oh yeah me.!
Jeoffrey/The insane one: I was a normal kid till my mind wondered off and came back with more people. I know how to travel through time and alternate dimensions. Is very crazy and probably on many drugs, protects all he sees as okay, and has multiple personalities each with different traits. I love Cocain.