Suddenly in Italy a German/American man is walking the streets as he browses the market and stops at a vendor as he is selling pineapples and Alan loves a good pineapple.
A: excuse me sir? How much for the pineapples?
V: ahh they are 2 euros a piece.
A: hmm ill take 2.
V: thank you sir they are they finest in Italy.
A: thank you have a nice day.
V: you to sir.
Alan heads to to his villa as he carries his bag of groceries already thinking of the great meal he will make for May when he gets there. As Alan arrives at his vacation villa he is carful to be silent as he opens the door and shuts it trying to be silent as he puts the groceries down an starts to cook May some delicious food, or tries and ends up setting 2/3 of kitchen on fire he pulls out the fire extinguisher from under the sink as he coats the kitchen in a layer of foam and as he does so doesn't notice may walk in as he blasts her with a layer of foam.
M: Well let me guess you trying to make breakfast?
A: surprise? Heh, sorry.
M: Its okay plus now I can do this!
May grabs a handful of foam as she grabs Alan and spatters him in the face. They both fall as they toss handfuls of foam at each other laughing madly as Alan grabs may and kisses her passionately smiling.
M: now what do you want for breakfast? 😏
A: lets go get some crepes out in the country.
M: okay that sounds great ill get dressed.
May left to the bedroom as she went to get cleaned and dressed while Alan began the task of cleaning the kitchen up from all the foam he had spread and other things. But while he was cleaning he smelled it. Gas he ran upstairs as he yelled at may she got a towel as they ran out just as the villa went up in flames the fire department came and opened the front door causing the entire building to explode. May clung to Alan as the mail man came whistling at the sight of the flames, he handed Alan a letter as he left without a word. Alan opened the letter and read it as it said:
Hello Alan its been quite a while since you left us I decided to help warm up the house to welcome you back, now you might be wondering why i did well let me tell you the order has changed and to survive we have had to do many thing and change and those who didn't well they aren't with us anymore. So now I give you a decision come back and help us, or we will make your life a hell before we send you there.
With love Jasper.Alan turned red as he finished the letter and threw it down as he scanned his surroundings looking for the spies he knew would be watching him. He got may and brought her to a hotel as he told her what was going on she frowned as she knew what he would have to do Alan grabbed the public phone as he Called jeoff to come and take her home as Alan went to the catacombs and went deep in too the tunnel as he went deeper and deeper into the earth as he finally came upon the door to his personal safe house that even the Templars didn't know about he pushed in one of the stone bricks as he pulled the lever opening the way into his armory he had many of these spread out through the world this was the best armed and had his gear. He put in the passcode into the wall before the alarm went off, and when he did the armor was lit up he stared at it for the longest time before finally putting it on adjusting the hidden blades to fit him once more as he finished dressing the silent alarm went off Indicting that someone had followed him Alan got ready as he exited his base and shut it as he turned on the cloak he had made himself he waited as one minute, 2 minutes 5, minutes, finally the Templar rounded the corner not hearing or sensing him walked past as Alan crept behind him and with a quick movement across his neck had killed the spy. He grabbed the body as he looted it he took the blade and money he had on him as he dumped the body into a hidden wall no one would notice the extra bones.
Alan headed to the surface as he thought about what was going to happen he wondered how many people he would have to kill to leave he wondered if he could run but knew he never could and as he reached the surface he smiled.
A: hm...what took you so long?
J: well you said never to show my face again unless I was ready to die.... and trust me I am ready to die, but you wont kill me, not yet at least. I see you have your armor and I'm guessing the agent who followed is?
A: He joined the bones, also why do think i wont kill you right now and just end this fiasco before it has time to get worse?
J: Because the world has changed Alan and their is a war coming and your going to need me if you want to survive.
A: what do you mean a war? I made sure both sides had not more pieces of eden they can start a war without major casualties, also the creed and Templars wouldn't risk their secrecy to defeat another.
J: this isn't about the Assassin's, or the templars for that reason, a third party has joined the game and they are making some giant waves, they hold multiple pieces of eden.
A: Thats not possible! I took all the pieces from both sides and all others were hidden to well even for me to find.
J: well either you didn't look hard enough for the others, or they got the ones you stole.
A: no they couldn't have gotten the ones I stole they aren't even on planet any longer.
J: well then they found the ones you couldn't and now they have more power than anyone in the world.
A: how dangerous are the pieces they have?
J: they can control thousands without strain and also the leader holds one not know by any Templar or Assassin, it can control us Alan and he's used it to kill off Greta numbers of my men.
A: What do you mean control us we have blood from the first we cannot be controlled!
J: not anymore and if this new group has their way the world will be chaos.
A: what if your lying? This could all be a big lie to get me to kill more people for your stupid cause!
J: Talk to the assassins and you'll see I'm not lying, when you find out you know where to find me!
Jasper walked away as Alan sat there watching him go as he pulled out his burner cell and Calle the number out of memory it rang twice before he picked up.Alan is an assassin!? Why and what is going on who is this mysterious group threading the world is jasper telling the truth what ties does Alan have to the Templars? Find out next time on the next installment of A good man does bad things.
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