The idiots of the multiverse

The Big cat thing (wait is he really a cat? I dunno fnd out later.)

It was a cold day in the savannah here we watch the Wild Maxkip stalk his prey he waits as he need the perfect shot at the giraffe to kill it. Now we will get closer to the majestic beast its large main and unbelievable power.
M: ? Jeoff? GODDAMMIT JEOFF I SAID NO NATURE DOCUMENTARY!
J: OH SHIT WE PISSED IT OFF RUN!!!
M: I SWEAR WHEN I CATCH YOU IM GOING TO RIP YOU THROAT OUT!
J: YOU'LL NEVR GET ME BECAUSE I HAVE DRUGS GO COCAIN!
Take a giant hit of COCAIN off his arm as he runs faster for 5 minutes then falls as he has a heart attack.
J: shit aw Mai heart it be dying shit max I need you to.
M: RAWR!!!!
Max rips my throat out as he claws my face and leaves me on the ground as I bleed out.
M: huh huh huh I told you I'd get you
J: yeah you did.
M: WHAT THE SHAIT!!?
J: I'm back bitches. Before you say how I'm magic and time travel motherfucker.
M: ..... I don't bu-.... You know what I might as well kill another.
J: I figured you'd say that so that's why I'm behind you.
M: waht? Ahhh
Max slumps over as he injected with a drug by me, wait me or jeoff or jeoff2 hmmm just another me you get it now on with the story.
M: ughhhhhh my head where the heck am I? Hello jeoff? Hmm where's the goddam light switch?
Max fumbles around until he find a switch when he hits it he finds he is trapped with in a cage.
M: JEOFFFF! Goddammit what did he do to me this time? Well he must've forgot I can use any move I want.
Hyper beam!
A bright light surrounds maxkip's mouth as the attack charges he fires it at the bars in a spectacular display of colors and explosions.
m: well that was easy enough now let's see where the heck I am. Jeoff!? You here I woke up I'm not going to kill you again. Where the hell is he?
Suddenly out of nowhere a hologram appears.
J: Max if your getting this message something went wrong and my plan went sideways. Let me explain. After I tranquilized you I got a destress beacon from a old friend I brought you along because I wanted to hunting with you on TGHD16 to try and make up for the nature film. Anyway it's set to take you there automatically if I run into "trouble"
I'll meet you there later you'll find all your gear on the bridge its 2 lefts then a right and you can try and contact me ove you get your communicator back. See you soon.
M: well it to give him credit he does think of almost everything. Anyway I better get to the bridge. Left left right. Yep this is definitely the bridge. Okay let's see wallet, phone, communicator, catnip, bullets, anti-poison pills, and a picture of woah! That I'd not mine. Anyway communicator call jeoff.
j: ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, grenade out!
(Explosion in background) oh hey max I'm kinda in the middle of something.
M: I can see that how do I make the ship take me home? I don't feel in the mood for hunting right now.
J: just tell the auto nav to take you home it will pilot the ship back automaticity. DIE YOU MANTIS ASSHOLES.
M:okay you need any help?
J: I'm fine for now but if I need you I'll call got to go bye. Holy shit your one ugly mother. Click
M: Jeoff I will never understand the shit you het yourself into. Now where is this auto nav.
AN: ding hello there sir what is the destination you would like to travel to?
M: I want to go home.
AN: yes sir potting course for Earth N.000167 time till reaching destination 2 hours. would you like to engage the hyper drive to arrive there faster?
M: sweet we have hyperdrive? Okay engage hyper drive.
AN: yes sir engaging in 3 2 1 engage. Error Error system failure hyper drive unstable. Hyper drive overloading.
M: Ohh no that can't be good.
AN: un authorized jump commencing.
M: oh shit.
The ship jumps into hyperspace as the ship begins to tear its self apart.
M: shut down the hyper drive now!
AN: shutdown unsuccessful ejecting uranium core. FAILURE OF MAIN SYSTEMS EVACUATE.
M: Shit! Where are they life pods?
The computer didn't get to respond as the engine went critical and exposed sending Maxkip through space in hyper speed. He is brought out in an uncharted system as the ship Is pulled in by the gravity of a nearby planet.
M: shit shit SHIT! Call jeoff!
J: ring ring ring ring ring ring Max hey you home yet?
M: No I'm
He didn't get to finish his sentence as the ship finally got pulled into the planets atmosphere and started burning. It falls faster and faster as the ship is broken into half as the ship crashes just off shore of an island. Maxkip is forced out as water flows into the ship he makes it out just barely as he breaks the surface he swims towards land.
M: uh uh uh... Hew dammit jeoff. Where the hell have you stranded me this time? Ugh now where is my communicator? Oh goddammit I left it on the ship and that's on the bottom of the ocean. Even I can't hold my breath for that long.
Ughhhhhh. Wait sniff smoke maybe theirs people here who can help me.
Maxkip enters the islands jungle as he heads towards the smell of smoke hoping for a helping hand.
He comes to a clearing to find a village or what's left of it at least their were remnants of a town the sign of fight was obvious.
M: What happened here? Hello anyone here? Hmm there has to be someone.
TP: Akanata! Ankanta!
M: what the?
He is surprised as a tone of people come out of the jungle with spears of light and masks all yelling as they surrounded him.
M: oh well this ain't good. Hi I'm Maxkip.
TP: Natako! Natako!
they got closer to maxkips as they readied their weapons getting ready to strike.
M: well looks like I'm going to have to fight my way out of this one.
?: ODAI! ODAI!
M: ....?
The Warriors part as a man comes through and looks at max.
?: so you are the one who fell from the sky.
M: who are you and how do you know my language?
?: I'm just like you a cross breed. I am the warrior for my people my name is Amedite.
M: okay Amedite... Why are your people so hostile?
A: we were just raided by the people like you.
M: what do you mean people like me?
A: The people who come in the ships with no sail. The ones who behold weapons of pure fire.
M: These people you speak of they do this to you?
A: yes they come every month and take many of our people we try to fight them but fail I am the only one here who is able to take them on in a fight.
M: okay, but where did you learn my language?
A: I learned it from my father before he moved on he said that he learned it from the ones who come from the stars and that one day some would come to help us ones like me.
M: wait so I'm part of some sort of prophecy?
A: yes it was said that one would come and help us defeat those who take us.
M: I don't know about this whole prophecy thing, but these people who take you they have ships?
A: yes they always come from the way the sun rises they have a giant settlement there, my father tried to attack them there but was killed.
M: I'm sorry.
A: it's fine but now that your here we can rejoice as you have come to free us from their rule.
M: I'm no savior but if they have been killing and taking your people I will help get them back, in return that once this is over I can take one of there ships and return where I came from.
A: as long as you free us we are indebted to you forever.
M: Okay I will help you fight them for all that is good and to get home I won't stop till it is done.
A: MAX Natako Natako shakene's!
TP: yaaaaaa yaaa!
M: what did you tell them?
A: that you would help us, and lead us to kill the ones who breath fire.
M: let us eat then we shall talk of the plan.
A: okay let us dine.
After a series of strange events max has been stranded on a forge in planet, who are these people, why do they think he will free them, and what will Max do find out next time in Maxkip's epic journey.