The idiots of the multiverse

WAR Of THE SHALLOTS!?>

Its been a week since the public attack on shallot nation and since then it has become a all out war with the enemy known as KEEMSTAR. Countless shallots had been lost and gang territory has been lost but retaliation form Jackson has been swift and strong he has the support of the California police and military. He has been searching for KEEMSTAR's base of operations and has been taking back most of the territory he had lost, luckily no one had been killed yet he had revived them all like the dank meme that he is and has been giving the men extra MOUTAIN, and other things to boost their spirits. And finally there had been a break and some information got leaked giving a clue that KEEMSTAR might bee hiding in plain sight hiding in a San Francisco. Jackson mobilized his strike team as he headed for San Francisco getting ready to strike back at KEEMSTAR and his horrible attacks.
A: uhh boss what are you doing?
J: oops sorry, i usually do a monologue or tape to help me remember what's going on and stop confusion.
A: okay?..... anyway we are about 30 minutes out boos should I tell our local boys about us showing up?
J: No send up the brown flare.
A: Sir? But that's reserved for
J: I know what it does we need to see who's own our side still.
A: Okay sir. FIRE THE FLARE!
A brown flare flew into the sky from the RV as they neared the city, many people turned to look as they knew what it meant they ran to the supply depots as they prepared to have the entire city on their doors. As members of shallot nation got ready and saw the flare members of KEEMSTAR'S gang also saw it and put their plan into motion starting with Chinatown. A series of explosion went off simultaneously causing china and downtown to have a layer of dust in the air. As they all got into position waiting for Jackson to arrive at the main shallot nation base. Time went by as KEEMSTAR's men waited for Jackson to arrive and finally he did as the RV rounded the corner going faster than they thought as the bay door to their hideout opened and they went in before on shot could be fired but still they waited for another plan was going on beneath them.
J: we made it! Yeah... but something isn't right they didn't even fire a shot at us.
A: boss our guys are here they saw the flare and bunkered down. They say one of the warehouses was hit.
J: which one?
A: They said that it was the Transporter warehouse.
J: oh no everyone get to the EVAC stations now sound the alarm!
A: what's going on?!
J: Even if we disabled the transporter they have the tunnels!
A: oh no....
Suddenly just as the alarm sounded a giant explosion rocked the compound as the earth shook the sounds of gunfire roared though the facility. Upon the explosion Jackson ran towards the tunnels knowing that it was going to be a massive battle to save the compound of they could even do that. As soon as. He rounded the corner to the tunnels he was forced to duck as bullets flew and struck right above his head. He yelled at his men to get down as he pulled a weed bomb put of his pocket and threw it into the tunnel the sudden sound of laughing and Doritos let him know he had slowed him he grabbed the nearest member and yelled at him to contact the other locations and to warn them about the tunnels he ran off heading for COMMS as he ran Jackson grabbed his yo-yo out of his pocket and got ready to fight. He ran into the tunnel as the ninjas and soldiers were staring to recover from the weed bomb. Jackson started spinning his yo-yo as he saw the first group of soldiers he spun it so runs his hand hitting 2 of them in the face knocking them out instantly the others now wide awake began to shoot at him but he rotated the yo-yo so fast that the bullets were deflected he then swung the yo-yo behind his arm as it came back even faster hitting the remaining 4 in the guts making them pass out from the pain. he ran deeper into the tunnel as he heard a small footstep behind him. he turned and rolled just in time to miss the sword that would have ended his dankness he threw his yo-yo as it wrapped around his sword and hit the ninja repeatedly in the face as he tore the sword away the ninja dazed from the hits didn't even flinch as Jackson ran up and ripped his mask off, grabbing a shallot form his pocket and shoving it in the ninjas mouth. The ninja choked at first but then swallowed as the shallot finally hit his taste buds making him yell out because the deliciousness. he got on his knees as he begged Jackson for more.
N: MORE GIVE ME MORE!
J: I will but first tell me where KEEMSTAR is, also if you want join us.
N: Anything for more of those SHALLOTS.
J: okay good what's your name ninja man?
N: Nigel, my name is Nigel.
J: Nigel the ninja? DANK!
N: Anyway KEEMSTAR is controlling the attack from the He citadel. If you take the tunnels you'll reach it.
J: When did he make it in my tunnels?
N: he's been planning this for years, he wants to break you, and take everything that you have.
J: will you help me?
N: sure why not I was getting shit pay anyway.
J: sweet you watch my back and tell me if anyone is coming also any traps or anything.

Jackson and Nigel started their way to the citadel as they hung to the shadows moving fast as Jackson prepared for a battle of a life time. But little did he know of the man laughing behind a monitor watching their  progress as he smiled knowing they had no clue of what they were walking into.

Find out what happens to the legend dank meme Jackson in the next chapter.