The idiots of the multiverse

REAL PROBLEMS?!!

James did a 360 no scope as he killed a prestige 10 kid in call of duty ending the round he said bye as he got up popping all i of his joints as he grabs a bottle of MOUTAIN and chugged some as he headed for the bathroom and took a shower he got out to find his sister waiting impatiently as she rushed in and started the shower. He went back to his room as he got dressed in some clothes and walked downstairs. Once he got downstairs he was joined by the sound of the television and yelling his other 2 sisters Alyson and blank arguing about who in Yuri on ice was better. He made a bowl of Frosted Flakes as he ate it and ducked as a pad flew by his head followed by a lot of yelling, he finished his bowl and rinsed it out as he grabbed his bag and headed out to his dads van as they drove to his school upon arrival James detonated the bombs on the roof killing the 19 snipers on top he walks in as he pulls out a knife and throw it into the shadows and kills the ninja positioned there he went and looted him as he walked into his first class and saw her the girl he really fucking likes Breonna.
J: hey
B: oh hey ow are you doing?
J: good just tired.
B: dammit James did you stay up all night again?
J: no i got a solid hour of sleep.
B: Jesus I swear how you manage to this is beyond me.
J: I don't know either but i think it might have to do with the MOUNTAIN.
B: that and your an insomniac.
J: yeah yeah soo what you want to do today?
B: school??? Duh, we're already here.
J: oh yeah I forgot about that.
B: anyway i was wondering since today is Friday if I could come over to your house?
J: sure I don't have anything else planed.
B: yay!
J: Hey Feris you going to blow up the school?
F: yeah I'm just waiting for you to snap and go on a shooting spree.
B: just make sure that you kill me first i want my suffering to end Please kill me.
J: not before i die i want to go the soonest I want to die!
All: HAHAHAHAHAHA
J: We all need counseling and major mental help.
F: Yeah. So where's are teacher?
B: not a clue but the door was unlocked sooo.
The door explodes open as smoke and Lazars fills the enters way and jeoff power slides in with aviator glasses and a guitar strumming fast as flames come out the top.
James instantly pulls out a sniper and no scopes jeoff in the head.
A: head shot!
B: The fuck? What the hell is that.
J: Oh that's the announcer dude jeoff hired a while back whenever we are in vicinity of each other it reads out kills and achievements.
Jeoff: ( respawns) Jesus James did you really have to do that?
J: is that even a question.
Jeoff: touché, anyway I am your substitute teacher for today's class.
B: okay first of this is jeoff? And secondly your our Sub?
jeoff: yep i sure am I have connections, anyway today we will be
J: No we are not doing anything you say, i would but I'm with Breanna right now man.
F: did everyone forget about me?
Jeoff: no of course not feris, also you didn't even know what I was going to say James.
J: you were probably going to tell us yo make some COCAINE so that you can sell it and snort it.
Jeoff: no i was going to have you Make meth and help me put it on the train.
B: what train?
Jeoff: TRAIN!!!!
A train suddenly bursts through the wall and hits jeoff in the face as it comes to stop
J: well at least we don't have to worry about him.
Jeoff: nope still here who do think was the guy driving.
B: but you got hit by the train.
Jeoff: alternate version of me.
F: Okay i have no idea what the hell is going on so I'm just going to sit in the corner and listen to music.
J: okay? Anyway we aren't going to do that.
Jeoff: why not???
J: because I am trying to keep Breanna in a relatively normal environment.
B: Really Normal? Us?
J:......True we will do it.
Jeoff: Hell yeah now Grab some weapons from the armory while i load up the COCAINE its going to be a fun ride.
F: I call the Rocket launcher!
J: you sure your up for this?
B: what are you a pussy? Come on lets have some fun.
They walk into the second train car to a unbelievable assortment of weapons; grenades guns, squids, flame throwers, orbital lazars, a little bit of everything.
J: what you going to use?
B: hmmm I'm going to use the explosive batting mini gun. What you going to use?
J: I'm going to use the 360 no scope Doritos MOUNTAIN 420 sniper.
B whole shit that is a long name.
J: yeah Jeoff made this a for me it can shoot lazars, bullets, explosives, potatoes. We like yo call it the meme gun.
F: check it out i got a fucking gun that shoots bullets that catch the enemies on fire this shit is awesome, also you guys see the grenades yet.
B: Yeah I got the electric one, you.
F: I got a squid one, I don't what it does but i bet its awesome.
J: I got the void generator Grenade.
Jeoff: If you guys are done loligaging lets get going, this Cocaine and shallots aren't going to get its self to California.
J: California that's over 6 hours away!
Jeoff: yeah but we are going to be going weed speed.
B: LIT
Jeoff: No! NO!that is not allowed anyway lets go, all aboard.
The train began to roll out of the school as it got back on the main track and headed west towards cali eacperson had a train car to cover they walked on top keeping constant vigilance for about and hour when the train suddenly came too hard stop as everyone was thrown to the front.
Jeoff: Hmmm wonder what's wrong let me check the engine and see what's up.
J: okay ill cover you.
B: what's going on?
J: I don't know but be on your guard.
F: what's going on?!
J: WE DONT KNOW!
Jeoff: SHIT THE REACTORS BEEN SABOTAGED!!
B: what does that mean?
J: it means get ready for a fight not many people can mess up Jeoff's engines.
F: WHAT?!
J: GET READY WE ARE ABOUT TO GET SCREWED!
Suddenly as James yells in the distance a red flare is shot into the sky as it starts to fall hundreds more fire into the air but this time pointed at the train as all the crew jump for cover, as the flares reach the train they start to burn through the metal coating and melting the armor.
B: what the hell! How are they burning through the armor that's solid steel.
Jeoff: they must be using thermite flares they want our defenses to be weakened for a main attack.
J: Its time for some fun you guys ready?
F: yeah lets do this!
J: okay on 3. 1, 2,
James was not able to finish as the front of the train exploded and all of the crew had to run to the nearest car and take cover inside as the explosion grew in ferocity melting the first 2 train cars to puddles and setting fire to the near by forest. All of them sat in silence as they all trained their guns at the door as they prepared for battle.
Find out what happens next to James and his friends in the next installment of real problems!