Katie's To-Do List:
-appointment @10 with Heather
-baby clothes shopping with Jessie!!! <3 Maybe lunch afterwards!! Bffs!!
-buy Ruben sweetheart two new pairs of jeans.
-do laundry.
-pick up Ruben's froyo (with extra chocolate fudge)
-pick up Ruben-baby.
-make Ruby-bear's needed Protein shake.
-grocery shopping
Katie's Grocery-list
Eggs
Milk
Choco Puffs
Strawberries
Shampoo for Ruby-poo (manly smell, whatever that means!)
Pizza
Ready made pancake batter
Oranges
Apples
Bananas
Protein-shake for Ruby-patootie
Roast beef
Salad
Bread
Mom. Is. So. Dead.
John, my mom violated my privacy! No, she violated yours. How does it feel like to be the victim of a crazed woman? I know how you feel. She's my mother after all.
Your poor mother. Having to deal with a son like you:) What's so bad about her? She seems nice and just like mothers should be.
So here I was, sitting in the living room and going through your pages when all of a sudden I stumble across these weird lists. And oho, did that make me angry. Because for starters I was already pissed at mom for making me drink that blasted protein concoction and now I was pissed because she had written inside you.
But what has happened has happened and I am not God to correct the past. You'll just have to deal with mom's disastrous list.
Anyway, today Lotta ignored me to the max. The ignoring game was full on. Like, damn.
So, today for example when Rianna and some of Lotta's other friends pushed me when I walked past, Lotta didn't interfere. Not that I want her too, no. I can fight my own battles.
But her ignorance just made me realize that crap freak shit, Lotta is serious about this we-should-keep-our-distance thing.
Whatever.
Okay, goddamn, not whatever! I mean I care, John! She can't just go and ignore me!! That's honestly the worst she could ever do to me.
So later on Kalani came and apologized for her behavior in the library and I went and apologize to Kalani for yelling at her. But I didn't tell her about my incident with Lotta.
Neither did I tell Mitchell and Scar.
Apropos, Mitchell and Scar. The two have come to this crazy idea to go along to this annual camp thing our school always has. It's some kind of class trip to some forest to strengthen some non-existent teamgeist. Whatever.
So, I straight out said no because excuse me? All the Mister Assholes and Ladies Snobby will go along. And I am perfectly fine without them, thank you very much.
But you know John, when it comes to Mitchell and Scar, you're always up for surprises:
Scar: I'll punch your face in if you don't come with us
Me: You'll do it anyway
Scar: Touché
Mitchell: Scar, I've told you that you can't hit Ruben whenever you feel like it
Scar: I'll hit you instead
Mitchell: Oh look! Ruben wants you to ignore me and hit him again.
Me: I do not want her to further cover my fragile body in bruises
Scar: I'll cover you in your own blood if you don't come.
Me: Scar, I said I'm not going.
Scar: I'll get your mom to cover you with her arms and press you to her motherly chest
Me: So I was thinking. Should I pack two sweatshirts or three?
Scar can be brutal like that.
Scar amazes me again and again. She's a true hero.
fyfy, Ruben
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About Ruben
Short StorySomething terrifying happens to Ruben Butler. He loses his diary! And then he finds it again. Only for something terrifying to happen again. Ruben Butler finds a handwriting that is unmistakably not his scratched on the pages of his diary. What...
