Firecracker- A Katsuki Bakugo fan fiction

CHAPTER 1: Selection process

I fucking hate this.

This was a pointless idea. In all honesty I didn't see the point of this whole thing. As long as I destroyed my opponents and shit, I'd be fine right?

Apparently Mummy-man and the rest of the school didn't think so. He lead us to the place where the simulation was going to be held. Then he paused for a moment, placing eyedrops into his eyes. He did that all the fucking time. As powerful as that son of a bitch was, the way he acted was seriously fucking annoying.Then he placed his eyedropper back into his pocket and we continued walking.

Kirishima was standing beside me, walking with a smile on his face. He seemed way too excited. But at the same time I understood. That's how I felt about combat- though to be fair he felt the same way as well. I guess I somewhat understood how he was feeling. Maybe.
Not really.
I heard the senseless chatter of Deku and round-face in the background, but it was just a minor annoyance for me. I'd been having head aches for the past few days for some fucking reason, and it pissed me off. Because I couldn't do shit about it, I was forced to feel the utter hinderance in my head as it repeated over and over.
Over and over.
Over and over and over and over.
And over and over and over and over and over and......
"WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!" I bellowed, though more to my head than the idiots in the back.
The whole room was silent.
Well, except for my head ache.
"Language Bakugo." Mummy-man said authoritatively, a decent level of sternness in his voice.
I sighed and listened to the bastard. I didn't really give a shit, but I didn't want to ruin this for Ej- for Kirishima.
Cause I owed him one. No other reason.
Did you hear me? I said no other reason.
We finally arrived at the ending of the room, where various irrelevant heroes were standing waiting for us, like horny-slut and cement dude. The principal was standing in the very middle, and right next to him was All Might.
Except not the All Might I thought he was.
I felt a slight sink in my heart as I saw him in his weakened state.
In spite of those events being a few days ago,I could still remember them so vividly as though they were still occurring. The day I was useless. The day I couldn't do anything. The day I was the reason All Might fell.
Principal Nezu cleared his throat and raised his paw.
"Hello students of class 1-A!!!" He smiled.
"Welcome to our Computerised Lucid Improvement Chamber, or CLIC for short. We have come upon a decision to begin running this program after recent events, though we are not entirely done with the completion of all the machines. Thus, we have only been able to build thirty and have had to evenly divide them among the three year groups in the hero course. Which means we'll have to take turns."
"So you mean-" Pony-tail girl began before being interrupted by cement dude.
"Yes. Only five of you will be able to enter the simulation right now. However, the rest of you will be able to take it later so don't worry."
The class groaned, while I sighed with relief.
Thank-fucking god. There was no way I was going to be one of the five kids in that thing. They'd be real dumbasses if they chose me.
"We've decided to select you at the random. Here are the names:" Mummy-man grabbed a piece of paper and began to read from it:
"Katsuki Bakugo."
You've gotta be kidding me........
"Shouto Todoroki."
Pfft. Obviously. I looked at Half-and-half bastard, who was standing nearby me. He looked like he didn't really give a damn.
"Ochaco Uraraka." Round-face looked surprised- stunned even. I wasn't really all that shocked by this revelation. After all, I've experienced her skill in person.
"Eijiro Kirishima."
"YEAH!!" Kirishima pumped his fist in the air.
Well. At least Kirishima got in like he wanted to.
"And Fumikage Tokoyami."
Wait....who was that?
I noticed bird-head was grinning.
So that's his name.....
"Now," Nezu continued. "The five of you get some rest and meet us within an hour. You'll need all your energy for this simulation."
The five of us nodded, some with excitement, others with nonchalance.
I was the only one who appeared slightly frustrated with my selection.
-.-
"Isn't this great? We both got selected first!" Kirishima cheered at me as we walked down the hall. Electric boogaloo sighed in disappointment.
"You guys sure are lucky. I wish I could go...."
See, the thing about boogaloo was that I didn't think he was an admirable fighter like Kirishima, but I didn't think he was a little fly like Deku. Electric Boogaloo was just....there. He was tolerable. Though my introduction to him didn't really tell me that. He seemed like more of an asshole.
"You know," I spoke up. "You can swap with me."
"Seriously?" Boogaloo's face lit up. Then it went straight back to a frown. "Is that even allowed though?"
I was about to tell him to shut the fuck up but Mummy-Man interrupted me as we passed the hall.
"There will be no changes within selection. The five we have chosen have to do this, as it is mandatory for the hero program."
His voice was calm and rational, yet his eyes told a completely different story. I didn't get a proper look at them though, because they disappeared from my vision within seconds. But I could tell there was a hint of anger within him.
It pissed me off.
"Well," Boogaloo hung his head. "So much for that."
"Yeah." Kirishima laughed. "Guess you can't get out of it either Bakugo."
I rolled my eyes.
"Yeah well, whatever."
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A/N:
Hi everyone!!! So this is a project I've been developing for a while now. It's completely different from anything else I've ever written, but I feel like these what if scenarios are often unexplored in fanfiction, which is kind of a shame yknow?
Also just for you guys:
Mummy-man —> Aizawa Sensei
Horny-Slut —> Midnight (😂)
Cement dude —> Cementoss
Ponytail girl —> Momo Yaorozu
Half-and-half bastard—> Shouto Todoroki
Round-Face —> Ochaco Uraraka
Bird-Head—> Fumikage Tokoyami
Electric Boogaloo—> Kaminari Denki
Plus there's people who I haven't mentioned in this chapter but will in the future:
Balls—>Minoru Mineta
Frog chick—>Tsuyu Asui
Acid bitch—>Mina Ashido
Square-face—>Tenya Iida
Emo-kid—> Kyoka Jirou
Gay glitterfreak—> Yuga Aoyama
(Once again, might add more to the roster XD)