Danti ( Anti Septiplier ) - One Shots

Antiseptiplier One Shot - 7

No One's POV.
Mark and Jack sat on the carpeted gaming room floor, watching a romantic movie. Just as they were about to kiss, a loud voice completely ruined the moment. "Gaaay!" Anti screamed in between them, having appeared on the elbow couch behind them. "God Anti, can you ever leave us alone?!" Jack yelled at Anti as he glared at the demon. "Nope, besides its fun to mess with you two," Anti said, laughing at Jack's angry face. Mark and Jack continued to watch the movie, well at least trying to. Anti kept talking through the movie, asking questions that would have been answered if he'd seen the beginning of it. Soon, Mark had to leave and after saying their goodbyes, Jack shut the front door. He then turned back to the demon who laid on the couch, looking at his phone. "You couldn't just leave us alone for one movie?" Jack asked with an agitated look as he sighed. "No, I was bored. Just because you and your boyfriend spend time together, doesn't mean you can just lock me out of the house for most of the day." Anti said, sitting up and letting Jack sit down beside him. "You know, you are the most annoying person in the world," Jack said, shaking his head as he remembered all the previous times Anti interrupted Mark and Jack's dates. "Thanks," Anti said with a grin as he began to play a game. "Anti, why don't you start dating?" Jack asked suddenly, making Anti's concentration on his game weaken. A small crash sound came from Anti's phone as he then directed his gaze towards Jack. "Why would I start dating?" Anti asked, turning off his phone. "Because, then you could spend more time out of the house. Plus, I'm getting really tired of you always interrupting me and Mark."Jack said. Anti sighed and rolled his eyes, not liking Jack's idea of getting rid of him. "Who in this world or the next would date 'me'?" Anti asked, putting emphasis on 'me'. "I honestly don't know who would be able to stand you," Jack mumbled. "What was that?" Anti asked, seeing if Jack would like to repeat that sentence. "I said, I honestly don't know who would be able to stand you," Jack repeated," Daring to make Anti mad. In retaliation, Anti shoved Jack up over the arm of the couch and off of it. "Ow," Jack said, rubbing his shoulder, which he landed on. "I don't date people Jack. It's just too stupid for a demon like me to date a human." Anti explained, turning his phone back on to look at Facebook. "Well, does it have to be a human?" Jack asked, getting up from the floor and returning to his seat next to Anti. "No, but what demon or evil being would like me? I mean, all the demons I know are in a relationship." Anti said, switching from Facebook to Twitter. "What about Mark's demon?" Jack suggested, glancing at Anti's phone. "What, Darkiplier? He hates me, let alone like me." Anti said, brushing off Jack's suggestion like dust on his shoulder. "Oh come on, I'm sure he doesn't 'hate' you," Jack said, beginning to look around the gaming room. "Yes, he does. Besides, I'm not just gonna hook up with your boyfriend's demon just because you guys are together." Anti said, making Jack look at him with a fake pouty face. "No Jack, don't you dare start this," Anti warned, trying to ignore Jack's puppy dog like eyes. "Please, just try to go on one date with him," Jack begged, knocking Anti's phone from his hands. With a long sigh and another look at Jack's face, he finally made a decision. "Fine, one date. If it goes South, I'll make you pay for it. Understood?" Anti said sternly. "Yay!" Jack screamed in Anti's face, making him flinch at the sound. "Ow, don't do that again," Anti ordered, rubbing his ears. "Or what?" Jack dared, reaching out and booping Anti's nose. Growling, Anti suddenly sucker punched Jack in the forehead, knocking him over the couch and onto the floor again. "Owww," Jack groaned in pain as he held his head. "You deserved it," Anti said as he picked up Jack's phone that fell out of his pocket when he fell. "Hey, give me my phone!" Jack said, reaching to take the device from the demon. "Relax, just wait a minute," Anti said as he went into Jack's contacts and called Mark. Soon the ringing stopped and Mark answered with a simple, "Hey, what's up?" Anti smirked at Jack's reaction. "Hey, Mark, Anti wanted me to ask you what Dark's number is," Anti said, copying Jack's voice extremely well. Accent and everything, Mark replied with a 'Sure' and then listed Dark's number. "Alright, thank's, sweetheart. Love ya, bye." Anti said, continuing to talk like Jack as Mark said goodbye and hung up. "Anti, what the heck? I've never called him that!" Jack objected, trying to grab his phone again. "Just hold on," Anti said, pushing Jack away with his foot. Typing Dark's number into his phone, he gave Jack his phone back and stared at the new number. "So, are you going to ask him or just contemplate it?" Jack asked, looking at Anti. "You know, if this date makes him hate me even more, I will not hesitate to hurt you," Anti said, finally pushing the call button and listening to the ringing sound.