Danti ( Anti Septiplier ) - One Shots

Antiseptiplier One Shot - 10

(I honestly think this one sucks, sorry if it does. I'm not a novelist so, just complain to me if you feel its that bad.)

(Plus, this one is a little shorter than others.)

Jack's POV.
"Finally, I can relax for a fucking minute," Dark said with a long, tired sigh. "So, why the heck are you here?" Mark asked Dark as he sat beside me on the loveseat. "Because, Anti won't fucking leave me alone. He's been acting so crazy lately that it's driving me insane." Dark complained and rubbed his hands through his hair. "Acting crazy how?" I asked, causing Dark look at me. "First, he's happy and caring for one minute then, boom! Angry and scolding the next. Second, Anti would ask for certain food and once I get it for him, he turns it down and says he changed his mind." Dark said, his eyes seeming stressed and tired. "Third, Anti will just start getting sick randomly and has to go to the bathroom more often. I swear, Living in that place with him right now is killing me. Do you guys have any clue what the hell's happening with him?" Dark asked, closing his eyes and slowly laying down on the couch. "Mark, I'm gonna go see Anti. See if I can figure out what the heck's wrong." I said, kissing Mark's cheek and getting up. Mark grabbed my hand and looked directly into my eyes. "Be careful alright?" Mark asked in a worried tone. "I'll be fine Marky. I love you." I said, squeezing his hand and kissing his head before walking off to the door.

No One's POV.
When Jack reached to knock on the door, it swung open and Anti instantly hugged Jack. "Woah there," Jack said, taken back by the action. "Jack, we need to talk," Anti said seriously. Jack's expression turned to worry as he was pulled into the house by his arm. "Okay, what's wrong?" Jack asked and scanned Anti's eyes that seemed filled with so many mixed emotions. Letting out a sigh, Anti spoke softly, "Jack, I have what many call a 'bun in the oven'." With Anti's little hint, Jack's eyes grew wider with surprise. "A-Anti, that's amazing! Wait, you haven't told Dark?" Jack said, beginning to get happy but stopped. "No, it was so unexpected and I just didn't know when was a good time to tell him. I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner, I-" Anti began to cry. "Hey, hey, it's okay. You don't have to be sorry. Listen, listen, I'll be right by your side anytime you need me, okay?" Jack asked for reassurance as he calmed Anti down slowly. With a silent nod of his head, Anti let Jack walk him to Jack's car.

The car came to a stop and Anti made his way out of the car and over the door to the house. "Jack," Anti said quietly, seeming scared to even lift his hand for the door's nob. "It'll be fine." Jack re-reassured and opened the door. Mark sat on the couch with a beer bottle in hand, turning his head toward the two that entered. "Hey, uh Dark's in the kitchen. Looting for the liquor cabinet key, doubt he'll find it, though." Mark said calmly with a smile, getting up and hugging Jack.

"Jack, I'm still not so sure about this. What if-" Jack cut Anti off, "No frickin' 'what if's' Anti." Mark watched as the demon shifted nervously from foot to foot as they talked. "Anti, just go tell him," Jack said, trying to keep Anti from getting any more on edge. "What am I supposed to say? Just walk up to him and say, 'Hey Dark, I'm fuckin' pregnant!" Anti raised his voice and the room went completely silent. That was, until a loud shattering noise of glass was heard from the kitchen. "You're pregnant?" Dark asked softly as he walked up behind Anti. Anti turned to face Dark at a slow pace, not knowing what to do or even say. "Y-yes....." Anti didn't speak anything above a whisper as he looked down and rubbed his arm with fear and uneasiness. "Why didn't you tell me Anti?" Dark asked softly, grabbing him by his shoulders and pulling him into the kitchen. "I- *sigh* ......" Anti started but then sighed and stopped himself. "It's okay, it doesn't matter anymore. So, we're actually gonna be parents?" Dark asked in disbelief as he laid one hand on Anti's stomach. Nodding, Anti smiled at Dark with hope and tried to not let tears escape from his eyes.

* Some Time Later *

"Congrats, the baby's gonna be a boy!" The demon nurse said with a grin, setting the equipment down. "Thank you for your help," Dark said, waving to the nurse as he and Anti were leaving the room. "Also, it was nice to see you again, Mark." The nurse said in an evil tone and hissed at Mark, causing him to screech in fear and run to Jack. Poor Jack got knocked out of the chair when terrified Mark tackled him in a hug for comfort and safety. "Heh, you two are amateurs," Anti said, shaking his head with a smile and watched the two. Jack tried to get Mark to let go of him so he could drive but ended up losing that argument, ending in Dark driving, Anti in the passenger seat, and Mark and Jack in the back. As it started to rain, Mark had then fallen asleep on Jack and in a wonderfully funny position. Both men laid in the back, Mark resting his head right on Jack's lower region and strong arms wrapped around Jack's lean waist. While Jack had fallen asleep with his hands in Mark's hair, one leg under Mark's lower region and the other on top of Mark's right leg. "Hey, Dark, willing to bet that if I poke one of Jack's pressure points, he'll knee Mark in the balls?" Anti asked, he and Dark had already pulled into the driveway, now observing the two males. "Hell yeah. Do it." Dark agreed and watched as Anti reached over.

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"Gaah! Owahh." Came a scream and many more groans from Mark as he clutched his balls through his pants.

~ The End ~

(Lol, short for me. But a little funny, I hope. Well, gotta go, have a wonderful day and bye! - Ssundeefanf12 aka Ships Are My Life)