Ok, so I made this document on Google Docs last year (2015) about the history of Pokémon. I decided to put in on here because why not. Anyway, without further ado, here you go.
(Note, this was from last year, so think back to last year when sun and moon weren't out and Pokémon go was still a cool idea, also, none of the pictures are mine except for one of them, which you will probably be able to tell, and they belong to their respective creators)
THE HISTORY OF GAME FREAK'S TERRIBLE PAST TRANSACTIONS
It all started, maybe in 1965, because it's 50 years ago and people were stupid back then
Because people were stupid, Satoshi Tajiri grew up around them and had the need to catch insects and tadpoles because... stupid people, again...
In 1989, Satoshi was all "Hey let's make crappy games, and thus formed Game Freak
Of all of the games that they made, none were as crappy as a series that started in 1990 called Mendel Palace
In 1995, Satoshi was all like "Hey, let's teach children to force their pets to be slaves, and beat up other kids pets for money", and then the other peoples of wherever they were born were all like "okay"
He tried to give the idea to Nintendo called capsule monsters
But Nintendo was all like "That's animal abuse, but we were like, no it's not"
They first drew a rhinoceros thing called a rhydon
It was ugly, but whatever
The people of game freak worked like freaks and many of them had unpaid hours of workage, because if their gonna make a slave game, they don't get paid like the slaves
ANyway, The Freaks™ discovered the Game Boy and were all over that crap
They finished the game, with 151 animals, (with one of them not supposed to be released yet) and showed it to nintendo, they were like "hey, we made our slave game, let's make it public"
Then nintendo was like
"How about we make two versions of it, one with a few different animals, and another with some other animals."
"k"
Thus created the games that left a 3rd degree burn,
scar on the face of the earth called ポケットモンスター 赤と緑
After 赤と緑 they made 青, which was better with better crying noises and slightly prettier world to walk around on all alone, poor loner, why did you leave your mommy 赤?
Anyway, there was an animal of a sorts called a mew, now it was supposed to be released as an event, that only happens once in your life AND IT SUCKS CAUSE I WANT THAT ZORUA IN BLACK
Anyway, people were professional at finding glitches in this freaking game and they found a way to catch mew... it involves this truck
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