I Rant On About Crap

What Am I?

Remember when I said Cheren was a glitch? This is why...
Yeah... last time I saved was a while ago...
My life everybody

Anyway, good afternoon.
If you're reading this in the morning, it's still good afternoon, because somewhere in the world, it's in the afternoon. Also, I would be the best greeter to introduce people to our church if there was such a person. I would say...

"Good Morning, Welcome to our church! Send your salutations and questions to whatever intergalactic overlord you believe in, and get out. Also, if you would like to donate to us to help the poor or whatever we do with that money, that would be appreciated. Have a nice day *Smile*!"

Speaking of things that would offend the average person, I have to continue going on about sensitive subjects, so here's my input on the LGBT community.

If you are a part of that, that's pretty neat, but listen, I don't care. Be different, everyone is different, but if you are getting bullied for it, your not getting special treatment from me. I don't help out straight people, I don't help out you people, everybody is a person that I don't care about. If you are being bullied, learn to defend yourself. What makes you different from other people that means that you can't stand up for yourself. You can either just be super sassy, make some sort of nerdy argument about how you are better than people who aren't in the LGBT community, or just beat people up, nobody said that you have to be wimpy just because your sexuality or sexual orientation is different from people around you. [Insert emotional speech about how everybody is equal]

Enough about that, I have to tell you something.

No, it's not something important, geez. Why is it that when somebody says that they have something to tell you, people jump to the conclusion that it's something important, or it could change how they view that person, or even the world.

Anyway, I almost forgot what it was I was going to tell you peoples.

I love the scent of hand-sanitizer.

That's probably not spelled correctly, but whatever.

I know, I can be strange, in like every way possible, but that's basically the majority of Wattpad users in the first place.

I also like the smell of car exhaust, permanent markers, and burning flesh.

Wow, that turned morbid, I'm kidding about that last part.

Maybe

Anyway, stay drug free, because that crap costs not only your health, but it also costs money. Duh...

Caffeine may be a drug, but that's something that you can use whenever you want, it doesn't cost ya to much.

I'm surprised it's not telling me that YA is spelled wrong. Pretty amazing, like a maze that's constantly flashing different colors because somebody has a vengeance against people with epilepsy.

Also, an acquaintance of mine always talks about how they have several health conditions, even though I think that they don't even know what the heck half of them even are.

"Epilepsy is the one where people fall asleep randomly, right?

What, you mean to tell me that's narcolepsy? I don't understand, my doctor diagnosed me with autism, so obviously I have osteoparosis."

Anyway, after about a week of holding this off, I have come to the conclusion that having super powers would suck.

I don't necessary mean like having the ability to heal people, because I went over that, but basically anything you can think of.

For example, say for instance you could manipulate time. You would die if you completely froze everything to a complete stop. Here's why.

First off, we are going to rule out the potential probability that all of your organs will stop working, because we want reasoning that you can move freely, because that is what you would typically think when you hear about time freezing.

I can't type crap on my phone.

Second, the atoms in the air and in everything are going to freeze. There will be no thermal energy being produced from any atoms because everything is frozen. Basically, you will freeze to death, and if not, then you can jump into a volcano, assuming that when you hit the lava, you aren't basically going to hit ice that looks red. Remember, everything is frozen, that doesn't mean that you can just move whatever you want, so you can't eat, or drink basically anything, because you can't really move the atoms and molecules required.

That also includes being able to brewth. You can't take in oxygen, and if you could, then you would run out at some point, because there are not plants working to take the carbon dioxide that youvare creating, and turning it into oxygen. Yeah, Science!

Ok, I don't know what to talk about, so my friend told me to talk about my fear of bugs.

Those things are disgusting.

I can't stand them, they just crawl around all over the place, they get on you for god knows why, and who knows where the hell they've been.

Half of them feed off of the most disgusting stuff ever, and their eyes. They stare into your soul, and their legs.....

Eww.

Why do they exist, I don't know. Some of them I understand why they exist because they help our economy, or the economy for other animals, but then there are the random ones like flies and caterpillers. Why do they exist? Sure, some animals eat those bugs, but they eat other bugs too.

But, because I hate bugs, some people like to mess around with me. There have been people who put earthworms on my head, shove random other bugs close to my face, and of course, beetle for prez.

What's beetle for prez you ask? Well, a few years ago, on a language arts assigbment, my friends were kind o fpoking around at mye about my fear of bugs, then when looking away, my friends drew on a paper that I was working an a beetle that was holding a sign that said beetle for prez. I don't actually remembered what happened when beetle for prez was.drawn, but it did,so yeah.

Anyway, thanks people. On wattpad for reading this. Amazingly, there are people that I don't know that have followed me. I typically follow them back, but most of the people that I dont know that followed me are also using some sort of Fairy Tail picture for their profile picture, so I fear that they only follow me because I also like Fairy Tail, and my profile picture is Jellal. Sad.

Bye.