I Rant On About Crap

The Bible

Ok, so of all of the things that I can rant about, what do I have to start with?

Religion

Thus forth, what do I have to say about it?

First off, where did the Bible come from? Who said that some guy couldn't have just written it, passed it off as a true story, and people start worshipping a book.

Actually, that kind of reminds me of the people who practice the religion of Jedi.

Anyway, whether it is stated somewhere or not where the Bible came from, I don't give a damn.

I mean, what is god (God?), is it an entity? Is it a physical person? What is an almighty, majestic being?

I hear people talk about the work of god, or God, and how his mighty hand comes down and gives his blessing upon whatever.

That newborn baby being healthy?

Thank God for that.

Speaking of babies, I just thought of something.

When people die, others often say "They served their purpose in life, and God needed them in heaven.

Fine, but what about babies that die straight off at birth?

Did they serve a purpose?

Yes. Yes they did.

They got to cause their mother pain.

Mostly emotional.

But also very physical.

What other worldly purpose did the serve, if they died in their mothers womb or something?

I'm not saying that babies are useless, but if they pop out of their mothers as floppy corpses, I'm going to label them as useless.

Anyway, back the guy who popped up with a book.

Now how old do think this book is?

Well, let's start with this.

People didn't write "books" or "stories" until about the time when we started using stone tablets or clay, or papyrus or whatever you want to write stories on, until somewhere are the 500's or 600's (plz correct me when they started). But these "Biblical People" that wrote these stories are real, and they wrote these stories, with absolute certainty that this correct, then what did they write it on?

This is THOUSANDS of years into the B.C.'s. Thus forth, what did they do for this.

Also, what about the creation of the world? Who was there when this Godly figure said "let there be light, and then boom, the Energizer Bunny appeared and became a sun? Nobody, because God didn't even create land, or plants, of animals of the sea, then of the air, and then the land. And THEN, he made people. If people are just animals, why did he make us sooo supposedly special, that we get to "rule over these creatures?" And, if we do "rule over these creatures of the sea, sky, and land, why do they tend to attack us, if we are their leaders? What gives us the right, to tell them that we are better than them, if we are animals ourselves.

I'm sure somewhere in here, your going to say, your stupid, but everyone I know already knows this, so shut up.

Anyway, back to these writers, you know, the ones who make the "books in the book", you know, the library that is the Bible. How can these, Mathew, Mark, Saul, Mosses people, just write the stories? Especially Mosses with his book of Genesis. If God whipped the entire planet out, in the supposed "Noah" story, then how do we know what happened before then? Noah was only supposed to bring on what this Godly figure told him to, and it doesn't say anywhere that he was aloud to bring archives about the world that he and his family lived in, so how is "Mosses" supposed to be able to tell us what happened "In the Beginning"?

Don't give me that "God told him what to write" Bull-Shit, I don't need that crap. Who said God can speak? Who said "God speaks whatever we understand"? Who said that this Godly figure, told a specific person, what to write. If he "spoke", would others have heard him? I want more proof dammit, than one person saying, "God told me to write this shit." I don't need your "these people were trusted by God to write this." If he spoke Telekenically, then is it still labeled as speaking?

Speaking of "these people", their writing style isn't all that different. I'm sure that somewhere across time, their thous, turned into theirs before this book ends in revelations. So why not? Why not make up all of these people just to say that, "these people archived the stories of Jesus, and the creation of the Universe.

OK, now tell me, if the Bible is this book, that was written about "God", then what about polytheism.

Monotheism didn't start until around the 13th century. If these stories were true, wouldn't people have started monotheism when these were being written?

So if we had polytheism for a long time, or "since the beginning of time" I should say, then why did we suddenly start believing in these stories? Where were these stories when Polytheism was a thing? When people were using multiple "Godly figures" to explain the ways of the world. Did they suddenly appear? And if they did, what were they written on, because the Greeks and Roman's mostly wrote on clay and stone at the time, and I wouldn't want to be those guys who sat there for days with stone tablets and some sire if writing or scratching utensil, and make up all of this bullshit.

Back to this person who wrote the Bible, and suddenly came out with this. How did he go about this? Was it all written on stone tablets, and stored in one place? If so, where? The Bible is just so long, that would take so much stone, that I can't even comprehend how much there was. You could probably pave the entire city if Chicago with this much stone.

Also, explain to me how we, as humans, are just soooooooooo sure of ourselves that these stories are true. In my opinion, people who preach this gospel shit, are getting free money for telling stories, with people throwing their money out for the "good of the church".

I'll be honest, I'm part of the church, but I don't understand a single damn thing going on here. Who said this "Jesus person" couldn't be a real person who was able to heal people with his touch of a finger? It says nowhere in the Bible that he reproduced a baby with anyone, so he couldn't pass his evolved genes onto someone else, that let's them heal people.

Speaking of evolution, I have a whole entire rant about that, so let me know if I should rant about anything else, or if all of this is completely obsurd, and I should just go kill myself. Thanks for even reading all of this.