nobody else knew but sandstorm sold dank memes. Everyday she would go far away from camp to catch the dankest memes. and printed dank meme pictures. she set up her dank 🌚meme store and put dat bois unicycle beside kazoo kids kazoo.
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"oh my starclan, theres kazoo kid!" she whispered to herself excitedly. she had a plan to steal his kazoo. then she would sell it for 40 pieces of fresh-kill. she slowly went to the kazoo child and touched her tail to his leg. "YYYYYYYYAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOCCCHHHHHHH!" he screeeeched. making Sandstorm triggered. She summoned shrek, and pepe to ket the kazoo from him. Sandstorm hissed. " give me the kazoo or ill come ogre there and get it myself." shrek said. "no. and i thought we were gonna be special friends!" kazoo kid cried. he carried an extra kazoo in his pocket. Shrek came towards kazoo kid, kazoo kid shoved his extra kazoo down shreks throat and he died. but pepe used the powers of mountain dew aND Doritos and starclan to save him. Sanstorm WAS VERY TRIGGERED, she jumped on kazoo kids face and got the kazoo. kazoo kid then screeched and fell on the ground. r.i.p
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not sorry🌚
