Omg I'm really hungry but it's 12:03 am. Last time I ate was 4:00 pm. WHEEEZE. My stomach is digesting itself😩 H E LP
"TCH. I CAnOT BELIEVE IT SAKURA." (Believe it😏) Sasuke angrily screamed out loud. And he left her crippled body on the ground. Making sure to not leave behind any evidence of murder or attempted murder.(who knows. Sakura could survive?hope not)
He sat in his bed cryiNg. "I-I thought N-naruto really liked me..." He waited for his fabulous pink nail polish to dry...
"FRIK" sasuke accidentally ruined one of his painted nails. He started to cry a bit. He also had bought new makeup and a couple tomatoes...
He was a naruto stalker also. He had over 200 photos of him .. And some without clothes. He had 2 t-shirts, 3 phone cases,a shrexy body pillow ( before touching it I advise that you use extreme hand sanitizer.) he was the biggest naruto fan ever.
WHAT HAS SAKURA DONE TO NARUTO sasuke thought and ran out his door to find the real naruto.
He went to Narutos house an knocked on the door..
Naruto opened the door."hey Sasuke." Sasuke didn't know what to say. "Are YOU THE real NARUTO!" Sasuke yelled. "whAT aRE yoU TalKIng aBout SasGAy?". Sasuke knew that this was the one and only Naruto in which whom he was in love with. "Naruto! You're so sexy kawaii! I need your hot body and children! But most importantly.....I need you!" Sasuke said as he hugged Naruto and started to kiss his neck. "WOT IN TARNATION?!" Naruto screamed. Then the next door neighbours, Madara and Warrior_cats12, screamed "WOT IN CONSTIPATION?!" They both screamed in sync. Then the other next door neighbours, Kakashi and Kawaiilele (now known as WolfoDaWolf) , screamed "WOT IN MULTIPLICATION?!" In sync. Then kazoo kid stopped playing his kazoo and screeched "WOT IN EDUCATION?! which I lack..." Everyone was silent except for Gai Sensei and Pepe who quietly said ".....world star...."
