Sandstorm had dug a hole for the kazoo and then covered it to get later.
Heavy footsteps were heard, as Sandstorm quickly turned around only to see a blonde boi with cat whiskers screaming "RAAAAASSSEEEEENNNGAAAAAAANNN!1!1!11". Sandstorm uses summoning jutsu and summoned the whole entire main Uchiha clan (without Sarada). Surprisingly, they were all shirtless and Madara in front of them all screaming his mating call. "RYJCHDGUDGJDGJCGJHJCGJGXDGJDTUTJJ" he desperately screamed. Out of nowhere, a wild and untamed Warrior_cats12 appeared, screeching her mating call. "WHAT ARE YE DOING IN ME SWAMP?!...." She desperately cried. Madara then walked over to the girl and looked her up and Down while blushing madly. Warrior_cats12 jumped into his arms and started to desperately kiss him. His lips were sweeter than Hinata's personality, but crustier than burnt chicken nugget dust. Slowly wrapping his arms around her back he kissed back then nuzzled her cheek. His face started to demonically contort into his rape face as he leaned in and huskily whispered in her ear "shall we take this to my place?🌚". "L-Lord Madara! Not till were married!" She screamed while burying her face into his muscular chest. Chuckling, Madara gently put Warrior_cats12 down and got down on one knee while pulling out a small box from his pocket. "Listen....although I just met you, and I don't even know your name....I knew from the start that we were meant for each other......so....will you marry me?" He glanced up, giving Warrior_cats12 a desperate look. Tearing up, Warrior_cats12 tackled Madara to the floor screaming "yes! I love you so much Madara!" While nuzzling his neck. Madara smirked and picked her up then gave her one of those steamy, smexy, shrexy, hot darn, mMmmmmMMMMMM, kisses. Breaking apart, a small saliva trail was connected to their mouths.
everyone was watching bewildered. Sasuke was blushing madly and quietly whispered "mm....Naruto-Chan....you're so sexy kawaii....I wish you would do that to me...." As his ratchet crusty a** weave tracks fell out his dusty dandruff filled head top. As dandruff fell from the sky Tobi looked up and said "winter already? Yay! Tobi wants to play in the snow!". Sticking his tongue out, Tobi caught the 'snowflakes' and ate them. "Snowflakes taste weird....." Tobi sighed with crippling depression. "Tobi sad now..." He said. Naruto looked up and said "hush child it's ok" while reassuringly patting his back. Sasuke teared up and ran away like one of dem fricking anime school girls..,. "I LOVE YOU NARUTO-CHAN! YOU BROKE MY HEART!" He violently screamed. Naruto sweat dropped and said "...someone's triggered".
Itachi was being an idiot and started to make snowmen out of the dandruff. "Yay! Let's make a snowman family!" He excitedly said.
Time skip------
After Itachi had made the snowman family . Sasuke came back, with a new fabulous wig . And destroyed all of his older brothers snowmen. "You FRIKIN FRICK! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!" Itachi screamed at Sasuke. Madara and Warrior_cats12 were staring dreamily into each others eyes. Warrior_cats12 blushed and leaned in close to Madara "I....I...I wanna...have babies..." She said. Madara did the sexiest smirk he could possibly muster and seductively whispered "Thats it....you're too cute. I can't hold back". He then started to kiss her neck and whisper sweet nothings in here ear. ".....Tobi don't feel safe...." Tobi quietly said. "Nn...M-Madara, not here" Warrior_cats12 said. Grunting in annoyance, Madara picked up Warrior_cats12 bridal style, and teleported away. ".....why is he my brother?" Said Izuna.
