Today Neji had a feeling he should be extra edgy today. Even more than sasuke... He always had a strong rivalry with Sasuke. From making new and fabulous fashion statements, to eating competitions, all the way to playing "what's under Kakashi Sensei's mask". Today was a different competition though. Today.....both ninja's will fight toe to toe in an edgy contest! As of right now, Sasuke was in his house catching up on some beauty sleep. Neji was starring through Sasuke bedroom window with a cocky smirk on his face. Kicking the window down Neji jumped into Sasuke's room screaming "SURPRISE MOTHER FRUCKER!" . Sasuke was sound asleep and was whimpering in his sleep. "Nn....Naruto chan....stop that tickles......I-I love you too cutie.....MMM...you're so sexy kawaii Naruto chan..." Quietly whimpered Sasuke while a bunch of drool came out his mouth. Neji screamed and was about to go on a b@*!& fit until he realized that Sasuke was in his weakest state right now. Doing the summoning jutsu, Neji summoned Shrek and Kazoo Kid. "GET UP OR I"LL COME OGER THERE AND KILL YOU!" Screamed Shrek. A high pitched girly scream erupted from Sasuke's mouth. Sasuke grabbed onto his Naruto body pillow and held it in front of him. "P-protect me Naruto-chan! I don't want to die and leave this world without you!" He said in a kawaii anime voice. He then felt heavy breathing on his face and looked up only to find Shrek's soulless eyes starring back at him. "Any last words Sassgay?" Neji darkly chuckled. "Naruto chan.....I will miss you dearly my love....good bye" Sasuke said as he prepared himself for a knife to the throat. "It's all OGER now Sassgay" said shrek as he prepared to plunge an onion down Sasuke's throat. "RASENGAN1!!!!!1!1" a loud voice screeched out of no where. Neji gasped as he was thrown out the window along with shrek and kazoo kid. Sasuke gasped as he saw his knight in shining armour standing right there in front of him. "They didn't hurt you did they, Sasuke?" Said Naruto. Sasuke blushed and looked away. "Y-yeah....I'm fine Naruto. Thank you...." He quietly said. Sasuke really wanted to go up to Naruto and hug him but he remembered that he wore his purple and gold frilly bra and panties to bed. He blushed as he realized that Naruto was in his room when he was wearing such revealing things. "Hey Sasuke, are you alright? You don't look so good. Do you feel sick?" Naruto said as he put a hand on his forehead. Sasuke blushed even more at Naruto's touch. Sasuke was about to say that he was fine until he suddenly realized that if he were to lie and say that he's sick, Naruto would spend more time with him. "Hn....N-Naruto...I don't feel well. C-can you stay here and keep me company?" Sasuke said in a voice that made him sound sick. "Sure thing! Get some rest while go make some soup" Naruto said while ruffling Sasuke's hair and leaving the room. Sasuke blushed harder when he realized what Naruto did. "N-Naruto chan.....you're so sexy kawaii" Sasuke quietly said. Moments later Naruto came back with a bowl of ramen noodles with pork on the side. "Hey Sasuke, I hope you like it!" He said as he brought a chair next to Sasuke's bed and prepared to feed him. "N-N-Naruto..... I can feed myself you know." Sasuke said while blushing. "Nuh uh. You need to save your strength for what's going to happen to you later" Naruto said. Sasuke blushed at this and looked away. "Oh Naruto......have I ever told you how sexy kawaii you are?" Sasuke said. Naruto chuckled and started feeding the ramen to Sasuke. When Sasuke was done, Naruto put away the dishes and was getting ready to go home. "N-Naruto wait! Can't you stay here for tonight?" Sasuke said. "Sorry Sasuke but Kakashi Sensei said that he wanted to teach me a new justu" Naruto said. "Oh....I-I was hoping that you'd stay with me Naruto chan" Sasuke said. "Ok. Fine" Naruto said as he picked up Sasuke bridal style and brought him to his bed. Naruto was laying next to Sasuke quietly until he randomly asked. "What's with the purple and gold bra and panties?" Sasuke blushed and looked away. "O-oh.....y-you see-" Sasuke didn't finish his sentence because Naruto interrupted him. "You look cute in them" he said while blushing. "N-Naruto chan!" Sasuke said as Naruto crawled on top of him. "You'll look cuter when those are on the floor though" Naruto said as he smirked and started kissing Sasuke. Everything was getting heated and intense until......
Sasuke woke up.
His alarm clock was blaring in his ear. Sasuke looked around to find Naruto at his side, but no one was there. He realized the position he was in with his Naruto body pillow and then remembered his dream. No wonder why he was humping his Naruto body pillow.
