It was in the middle of the night. Warrior_cats12 and Madara were both snuggled up together in their warm blanket, sound asleep. Warrior_cats12 had her head against Madara's strong chest. Every time he inhaled, she could feel his chest rise and fall softly. Madara had his arms protectively wrapped around Warrior_cats12 so that if the waste man snake man crusty chicken nugget dust man were to come back again, he'd be able to keep his girl away from him. The sound of a window opening slowly was heard and the light pitter patter of foot steps were heard as well. Madara slowly opened one of his eyes to see if anyone came in. He only saw his wife peacefully sleeping next to him. As he pulled Warrior_cats12 closer to his body, a loud air horn was played.
MEEEEERRRRRRP! 420 YALL
Madara jumped up and got into a fighting position. This startled Warrior_cats12 making her hug Madara from behind and burry her face in the crock of his neck. "Ay man, I'm taking your gurl if ya don't mind. Don't worry, I'll treat her nice. I'm sorry for coming in so late, Lord Orochimaru requested me to get her now" Snoop Dogg said as he pulled out his dank gun. Snoop Dogg then used the shadow clone jutsu and grabbed Warrior_cats12 and ran off with her. "Good bye" said the real Snoop Dogg with a smirk as he shot dank bullets into Madara's shoulder. Madara screamed in pain as he tried to stand but the dankness in the bullet made him fall unconscious. All that he could hear was the screams and cries of Warrior_cats12 pleading Snoop Dogg to let her go.
Mean while, at Kakashi HOTake's house...
Kakashi was sound asleep with his wife, WolfoDaWolf in his arms....or rather, WolfoDaWolf rolled on top of him and slowly started to crush him so he could no longer get oxygen into his body. Kakashi finally gathered enough strength to push his wife off of him and onto the side of the bed. He then hugged her from behind and pulled her close to his chest while nuzzling her neck. "HNNNNNnnnnnnn......."WolfoDaWolf grunted in annoyance. "Kakashi, you just woke me up....why would you do that to me? I thought you loved me" WolfoDaWolf jokingly said. Kakashi then continued to nuzzle her neck and murmured a quick "I love you, Wolfo". "I love you too Kakashi" WolfoDaWolf whimpered as she turned around and was about to kiss his cheek until....
SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! WHEN THE PIMPS IN THE CRIB MON? DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT!
Wolfodawolf Screamed and took her bible on her nightstand and threw it at where the noise was coming from. A loud scream with a popping and cracking noise came from the corner of the room. Kakashi turned on the lights and pulled out his kunai knife that he keeps under his pillow. " what The FRICK do you want?!" Kakashi screamed. Snoop Dogg appeared limping while holding his bloody eye which was hit by WolfoDaWolf's bible. "It's not what I want, it's what Lord Orichimaru wants, and he wants your wife" he chuckled. Kakashi was triggered and started to do one of those heroic rants. Meanwhile he was doing that, John Cena appeared Behind WolfoDaWolf and knocked her out then dragged her body all the way to Orochimaru's lab. When Kakashi had finished his heroic ranting, he looked aroun only to. See that no one was there. "Oh crap...." He whispered to himself.
