Deidara just came out of the shower. fresh and clean UwU. his long and gorgeous blond hair lay wet against his chest. as he walked out of the bathroom, an angelic glow had surrounded him. steam gently flowing off of his body. he sat before the vanity mirror within his room, then gently blew a kiss to his own reflection. "UN! Deidara chan! you're so sexy kawaii! Un!" he said out loud. Getting up from his seat, he reached over the counter to grab his smexy red lipstick. puckering his lips, he began to smear it onto his face. a small crack sound was heard and he immediately dropped the lipstick. "Un! what was that un?!" he gasped before looking down at his hand. the lipstick had snapped. there was lipstick all over his teeth and forehead as well. "hdjdjudue8e77eu4urhfirieuehdueuyfurueudhfjdhdh! Un!" Deidara screamed. "FRIK I MESSED UP MY SEXY NEW LOOK!" He cried. he then flipped onto his bed and began to sob like an anime girl. suddenly, green sparkles surrounded him. "w-whats this Un?" Deidara asked, confused. "what are ye doing in this swamp?" am angelic voice came from above. the sparkles had finally materialized into shrek. His green skin glowing beautifully. "I see you are in trouble. here, have an onion." Shrek offered. Deidara gracefully took the onion and took a lady like bite from it., tears filled his eyes as sparkles surrounded him. "I now have infinite knowledge...Thank you shrek fairy Un!" he blushed.Shrek winked before slowly disappearing. Deidara got up. He had the knowledge. he had the power. he had the knowledge and power to create the greatest outfit of all time. Deidara was going to dress as Barbie.
he ran to his closet, laid out all of his pink clothes, and assembled the perfect outfit. When Deidara stepped out of his house, he was sporting a pink and sparkly crop top with pink short shorts and white knee high socks. "Un! I'm so sexy Un!" he snapped his fingers and shook his hips. suddenly, Tobi came running toward Deidara. "D-Deidara chan!" he blushed. "Un? what is it, peasant?" Deidara raised his eyebrow. " D-Deidara chan! I-I love you!" he screeched. "reeEEEEEE GeT AWWaY FroM mE!!!1:" Deidara yelled while yeeting Tobi into a nearby garbage can. as he stylishly walked away, Tobi crawled out of the garbage. he smelled like Burger King foot lettuce as well as Taco Bell piss nachos. he looked at Deidara's retreating figure and demonically smiled. his eyes shimmered a bright red before saying, " I'll make you mine, Deidara chan."
