Now that Itachi and Shisui are dating. Sasuke is jealous. Naruto has rejected him. He turned off his phone and took off his headphones he was listening to kazoo kid trap remix. And checked the time. 5:06. "NARUTO STALKING TIME!1!2" this was his favourite time of the day.
He watched Naruto through Narutos bedroom window. Sasuke was blushing intensely as he watched Naruto take off his shirt. Then fully undress. Sasuke stared at his hot smexy body that couldn't even compare too Sasukes. Sasuke was blushing intensly. He stared in between his legs .. 🌚 and Sasuke fainted.
He woke up in Narutos bed. "SASUKE HOW DARE YOU STALK ME AS I SHOWER!" Naruto yelled at sasuke. "NARUTO I LOVE YOU!" Sasuke yelled at Naruto. Naruto got on the bed and onto Sasuke🌚 and started to intensely kiss him. Mmmn~
~~~~time skip After their intense kissing🌚.
sasuke fell asleep....
-POOOOOOOF-
Who could it be........?
Sakura.
She stood their with an evil smirk."Heheh, my plan worked and soon I'll make Sasuke mine!" She had used transformation jutsu to turn into Naruto. Suddenly Sasuke made an Inaudible ear rape screeCh. "THATS IT SAKURA. YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR." Sasuke yelled. -hand signs- "SUMMONING JUTSU!" There appeared datboi and mr krabs. "RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI, GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI." Mr krabs said as he charged at Sakura. "Nooooooo!" Sakura cried. "SHUT UP YOU CRUSTY DUSTY BURNT CHIKEN NUGGET DUST. ILL THROW YOU INTO A VOLCANO. ILL MAKE YOU INTO A KRABBY PATTY." Mr krabs yelled.
---------timeskip
Sasuke looked down onto Sakura's Crippled body.."HUAHAHAUAHUAHAHAH!" He laughed."I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU!"
Sakura survived tho sorry . Rip
Happy valentines day🌚
