SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP DOOGG

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WolfoDaWolf  this is pretty dank, you should see this
(Short introduction)
DADADADADA~ ITS THE MOTHER EFFIN! DADADADADA~ SNOOP DOG SNOOP DOGG!
Snoop dog screamed as he threw WolfoDaWolf and Warrior_cats12 into his convertible along with Itachi. Warrior_cats12 landed next to Itachi while WolfoDaWolf landed on her face and whimpered. Itachi helped up WolfoDaWolf and started to brush dust off of her. "A-are you alright? You two were kidnapped as well....weren't you?" Itachi said. Warrior_cats12 hissed unlocking her dank rinnangan. "Let us go!" She screamed at Snoop Dogg and John Cena. "Sorry Hun. But no. Also, where were going is a secret so stay quiet all of you" John Cena said. Itachi teared up and whimpered. "S-Shisui.....W-where are *sob* you?!" Itachi cried. His weasel ears drooped and his crop Top and minni skirt weren't helping him stay warm in the cold rain outside. WolfoDaWolf was extremely triggered. She started howling at the moon and whimpered.  "KAKASHI MY LOVE! P-please......come back to me......I don't want to be taken away from you!" She howled.  Warrior_cats12 was thinking ahead of the game. She left a trail of amaratsu Flames behind the car so that all the husbandos could track down their Waifus. "Don't worry. They're coming soon" she whispered to Itachi and WolfoDaWolf.   A few hours later they arrived to a large black mansion in the middle of the forest. The Darth Vader theme started to play as Orochimaru himself walked out of the building. "Why hello my lovely little Waifus! Now you may be wondering what I will do to you but we're going to find out about that in the next chapter. Oh and btw, your husbandos will never find you. This place is filled to the brim with dank traps so they will all die! HAHAHAHAHAHSHHSHEIENCIFOSJIWIWNDIWKIDHFJCOFKSJIWHQIDJTICDOWPDJNVJ JVIFJEIEIEOSOSIDJJDHJEOWPQJRUEUWPIDGJTJJJ!" Orochimaru screeched in delight. "Now for starters........would you girls like some orange juice?"
(Inside joke)
"AHHSHAHEJIFIEOSMJWKEJFJDLWLOWJDJFKDKOCKEODBFKFOODPDIWOJDNO OROCHIMARU IS A PEDO!" All of the Waifus screamed at once.

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