Can I live in undertale?

Kakashi Bolt, spiders, and dancing

"Little more." I say from the couch.

"Like this?" Bolt says from his stance next to Sans.

"Keep it goin', man. Almost, yeah. There."

Bolt smiles and practically becomes Sans. It's just an illusion, but, hey, I can't tell the difference.

"I wanna do that." I say like a five year old.

"Then become Bolt." Sans says

That would be scary. I have no idea what he does when he's not sitting on my literally being the copy ninja and scaring the crap out of people. He might make cool gadgets and stuff, but, he's a dude and...

"Oh." Copy Sans says "I made a lightning machine at Alphys' and I want you guys there for its testing. It doesn't make lightning, it shoots lightning through wires and things all around me to make me look cool."

"Yeah. You really like to make yourself look cool my friend. That's why we call you Bolt-"

"Bolt isn't his real name?" Regular Sans says.

"No." Shadow says "We call Bolt and Flame Bolt and Flame because I'm a freaking SHADOW and Beam is adorable and good. You haven't seen me in a dark alley. I give Freddy nightmares. So I got this great idea one day, 'Hey, why don't we call Chip and Jake-"

"CHIP AND JAKE?!?! HAHAHA THATS THE ABSOLUTE WEIRDEST THING YOU GUYS HAVE DONE THIS ENTIRE TIME!!!!!!!!!" Undyne just dies.

"I'm not Chip!" Bolt screams "I am BOLT DRAGON TAMER!!!"

"Yeah. I gave up being Jake a long time ago." Flame says.

I get this weird feeling. Like a thousand people are staring at me like I'm a meal. Intensely. Starving. I stare at oblivion.

I look up, everyone is asking me if I'm okay with their minds. "Yeah" I say aloud.

"Play the piano." Shadow says. "It's at Undyne's." I say. "Go get it." "No." "Fine." She runs out.

"Shadow!!" I call after her. She keeps running. I chase and chase but don't catch up until she spins around.

"There." she says. "Papyrus and Undyne probably left by now for training and Sans is most likely at work. That get the monsters out of the house. Now to make sure that the Beam stays out of the house." she slowly walks towards me.

Now I'm on my face trying to untie  my feet with my tied hands. I have no idea why this is happening but I'm quite sure Shadow, Flame and Bolt are up to no good. Why? Our second choice for Flame's name was Arson. Bolt's was Vandal. We thought Shadow should be Illegal and I should be Window Jumper. I disagreed. I wanted to be snow  poff.

"Shadow, why do you do these things?" I sigh to myself. Why to myself? Shadow's long gone. Why did she tie me up? Why did she need monsters and me out of the house?

I then had a horrible thought. The last time Shadow kicked me out of the house was so she could experiment with poisons and flammable junk. If she's doing that again... is it on the monsters?

No, no, she's weird and sometimes she doesn't understand, but she would never kill or hurt a monster. She'll take off her gloves and shoo spiders out of the house because killing a spider is cruel. They terrify me.

I manage to untie myself in about thirty minutes, but i'll need help getting home. I'm way far into Hot Land, but just about to Alphys ' place. I begin to walk.

Another thirty minutes later I'm explaining to Alphys what happened.

"Yeah. I can help" she says. Original Mettatton saunters in.

"Hello, gorgeous. Today you will be traveling with the METT express. Please keep your hands and feet on the metal of my sexy body at all times."

I force back a giggle.

"Ready, gorgeous?"

"Yeah, Mettatton!" needless to say, we did not end up in Snowdin. We ended up somewhere far worse.

"Boys, you have approximately five seconds to tell me what the F is going on here or so help me the man upstairs I will personally-"

"DON'T!!!" Bolt (Chip) says when I approach. "Don't touch us. Shadow got poison on our skin and we aren't sure how you'd react to it."

"The. How are you not dead and/or washed up?"

"Shadow gave us some kind of pill to keep us safe, but we need you to read her mind for the real deal." I can tell from where I stand without touching them that it's not the whole truth, but I can't tell what's a lie so I keep my distance. I'm so busy with this I pass the spiderweb without thought. It's the weirdo holding the donut freaking out that gets me.

"I don't even want a donut." he mumbles. I whirl around. Muffet grins and licks her lips.

"I heard humans hate spiders."

"I heard they are afraid of spiders"

"I heard they SQIUSH spiders."

This comment earned sounds of disapproval. I am very afraid. I black out in fear, which I have never done.

"Beam, get up, get up, get up up up up up!!" Flame almost whispers. But... he's not afraid of spiders.

But he is afraid of spider... pets.

"HOLY sh-" I cut Bolt off with a scream.

We run in circles and loops, trying to get away from the eyes and jaws of that horrible creature, worst I have ever and most likely will ever see. Spider dance plays. Muffet pours a cup of spiders. Flame trips trying to avoid their demise.

"FLAME!!!" I scream, diving to pull him out of the way."

"I have eighty G" he says "What about you Bolt?"

Bolt hold up two, five, and three. Two hundred and fifty three G

"Beam?" I have... a slip of paper that says Shadow took my money and owes me around 300 G."

"I'd say a very bad word but I don't know how old Muffet is" I say

"I'd say it, but I'm adding our G." Bolt says. "We have 333" he laughs " yeah, that's just that much more to be six six six. Glob Freaking Dam-"

A spider ran in front of me and scream. Bolt has enough of being cut off in the middle of cussing. He lunges to kill it. I lunge to stop him.

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DONT KILL THE SPIDER DONT DO IT MAN DONT KILL THE LITTLE CREATURE!!!" that would just P Muffet off.

Muffet gets this look on her face. "Stop!!" she cries, coming toward me. I hold back a cringe of fear. She touches my shoulder.

"Friends! We were very, very wrong about these humans. They are held in check by this blossom that would rather be afraid than harm a spider. If she loves and fears that much, they may leave in peace."

I can't beleive my luck.

We run home with jelly legs,  fear pumping through our blood still.

"When I get home I'm going to-"

"Put Shadow in a corner because you are too sweet to kill her." She says a few houses away. "Welcome home, dork face." she held me in captive with the threat of a headlock until Sans, Papyrus and Undyne get home. Alphys comes up too.

"Why..." Sans asks I shake my head.

Turns out Shadow held a dance party. Alphys and Undyne were in on it. Sans, Papyrus and I were the only ones not in on it.

She helped me slip on ballet shoes and a tutu. Because apparently I'm dance tale frisk.

Sans waits for me at the bottom of the stairs.

"There you go, Beam. There is your prince charming. Have fun, I did this for you." Shadow whispers.

Here we go.