Can I live in undertale?

Papyrus speaks in all caps

The fuzz from his jacket tickles my face and I try to hold back a sneeze. I say try because I sneezed, it just came out like a strangled breath.

"Y'okay?" Sans asks me from his spot on the bed.

"yeah, I'm fine." I snuggle closer.

Shadow bangs through.

"BEAM I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOME IMPORTANT CRAPS!!!!!!!"

So that's how my day started.

"Okay, so" she starts "Notice how Papyrus doesn't speak in all caps like he does in the game?"

"You noticed that too?"

"Yeah. What's up with that? Your the mind reader, you do something!"

So I go into the kitchen. "Hey,  Papyrus, why aren't you as loud as I expected a skeleton of your awesomeness to be?" I swipe at him, catching his bony arm. "THANKS!!!" I say, running off.

She looks at me. "He's afraid we will take his brother." I announce.

She frowns "Thats dumb. Sans is the best thing that was ever aside from The Great Papyrus. He'd never leave him, and we would never take him away. Could never. Seriously." She thought about it, wandering away.

"Beam" Sans says, I whirl around. "Work, bye" he says.

Papyrus left for training. Bolt went to hang out with Alphys. I went to Waterfall.

I sigh. Its rough, being a human.

"Hey." Flame says. "Can I sit here, or is this restricted Beam time?"

"Oh! Sorry, no, you can sit here. I'm just thinking." He plops down beside me.

"Shadow is in love with Ticci Toby." he says.

"And all the other creepy pastas " I reply.

"She is a creepy pasta" he says.  I laugh at his statement.

I sit in peaceful silence with the boy I spent my life with. I say it so suddenly it surprises me. "Lets go to Alphys'"

So we did.

Alphys answered the door before we could knock. "Oh my god oh my holy god hi I'm well you already know who I am Bolt and..." she shut down. "Hi" I say "Bye" Flame says. Flame is a homophobic. He doesn't admit it, but he's afraid he'll offend by simply breathing and being not homosexual.

I, on the other hand, love Alphys. Like a sister.

"Alphys, you rule. I absolutely love your inventions and Bolt is basically a human you. Don't stop being awesome or I will die."

Her eyes widen. "Um. Well"

"So!" Bolt says from behind her "Why." simple question.

"You know how big of an explorer I am. I haven't seen all of the underground yet. I wanted to come meet Alphys."

"No!" Bolt says "No, this is Bolt zone, no Beam. No Flame or Shadow or freaking anyone else just me and Alphys and occasionally Undyne and hiding in the boys room because I'm not sure I can fight her. And I don't want to fight her. "

I clap my brother on the shoulder. "You are  just sad little brother." -I know- he thinks. He leaves. I go back to Waterfall.

I trudge over the waterfall and get hit by a rock. "Biff." I say, falling onto the bridge looking thing.

Then it hits me.

I left Shadow to do as she pleases.

"Idiot!" I whisper to myself. "I might as well have brought the Temmies  home and committed arson myself. I'm about as stupid as pre algebra and geometry combined."

I get to the coolshed before I see it. I face palm.

"Why is there a piano in the kitchen and where did it come from?"

"So you can play! Undyne." Shadow says. I sigh.

I'm helping Shadow lug this giant piano to Undyne when I spot Flame. I demand help. He hands me a nice cream. "Shadow, how do you manage these things?" he asks his twin.

"Illuminati." she says. I don't doubt it one second. We pass Nabstablook's.

"Bolt?" I say as he jogs up. "How do we fit a piano through a tiny window.

"...um..." he says. Shadow raises her hand. "Let me." she says.

I'm shaking my head. "How do you manage, Shadow?" She smiles. There is a bang.

Undyne.

"Humans?!?"

We stare. -run- someone thinks. I ease myself onto the piano and begin to play. First I play the music off Twilight I learned as a joke for Shadow and Flame's last birthday. Then I play the piano part of Frisk stronger than you before Undyne looses her head.

"Humans! I am going to capture you since-"

"Papyrus couldn't manage it and blah blah blah. Yeah. Stop talking crap 'bout Paps, k?" Shadow says. Undyne is furious.

Papyrus jumps through the window, which is weird since he's supposed to jump out the window.

"UNDYNE! THESE HUMANS ARE TOO VALUABLE TO BE CAPTURED! THEY ARE MY FRIENDS AND THEY LOVE ME AND MY BROTHER AND WE LOVE THEM!!" Bonetrousle begins to play. I look over to Undyne. "he's willing to fight for us. Maybe we should stick around, because he'll make sure to stick around and not get ripped to smiling shreds."

She stops. I go up and hug Papyrus.

"Papyrus? We would never take Sans away."

"I KNOW HUMAN. I REALIZED THAT TODAY WHEN I HELPED SHADOW TAKE THE PIANO SO YOU COULD PLAY BECAUSE SHE SAID YOU COULD SEE MY BIRTHDAY AND YOU COULD PLAY THE PIANO ALSO. SHE SAID I WAS GREAT AND SHE SAID SHE HOPES ME AND SANS STAY TOGHETHER FOREVER AND SHE SAID YOU GUYS HAD TO LEAVE ANYWAY SO I SHOULD NOT FEAR!!!"

I look at Shadow. She smiles. So do I. Then I resist the urge to cry. Because I do have to leave. But not yet.